My Sewing Skills. . .

[Tim]

Well I thought it was about time I taught myself how to use this darn thing


I've been thinking about making some cosies and things for the piggies, but I thought I'd practice first on making cage liners. Simples, right?

After cutting up the material to size and losing a few pins (I found one by sitting on it ) I was ready to roll!



I was on so much of a roll, I decided to make two

Tadaaa!

Here's Barry inspecting it

Larry however, couldn't care less

 

[Tiamolly123]

That's a wonderful job Tim, I'll send my order in soon. I don't mind contributing to the cost. I'll buy the cotton.

 

[Tiny]

That's a wonderful job Tim, I'll send my order in soon. I don't mind contributing to the cost. I'll buy the cotton.

...but will you include costs for rogue pin removal...

 

[Flutterby]

Nice job Tim! My sewing machine is sat in the loft feeling sorry for itself!

 

[VickiA]

Well done @Tim. Not sure I could use a complicated beast of a machine like that one. Here is mine :

 

[Teddybear22]

Wonderful job Tim! Barry seems pleased Laughed so much with Larry! Hahaha

(I found one by sitting on it )

Ouch!

@VickiA I must say that sewing machine is just beautiful!

 

[Tiamolly123]

...but will you include costs for rogue pin removal...

Sorry that's careless, if you wore the correct clothing that health & safety dictate it wouldn't happen

 

[Tiamolly123]

Well done @Tim. Not sure I could use a complicated beast of a machine like that one. Here is mine :
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I love the old Singers, you will never get a better make.

 

[VickiA]

Wonderful job Tim! Barry seems pleased Laughed so much with Larry! Hahaha

@VickiA I must say that sewing machine is just beautiful!

I love the old Singers, you will never get a better make.

@Teddybear22 and @Tiamolly123 these old machines are definitely beautiful, and so reliable (mine is still going strong after 60'years. Just a shame you need muscles like Popeye's to be able to lift it into the table. But I'm sure it doesn't do half what @Tim's one does - so many buttons....

 

[Tiny]

Sorry that's careless, if you wore the correct clothing that health & safety dictate it wouldn't happen

Seems like we need to send @Tim some sort of full body armour, then

 

[Tim]

...but will you include costs for rogue pin removal...

Enough to cover the cost of a pair of these

And

 

[Tim]

Well done @Tim. Not sure I could use a complicated beast of a machine like that one. Here is mine :
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You can't beat the old singers! My Grandmother had one and we got rid of it for the cost of 4 ice cream cones from the ice cream man when we cleared her house to sell it. He had a bargain.

 

[Tim]

Seems like we need to send @Tim some sort of full body armour, then

I don't know what's worse, a trapped nerve or a trapped pin between me cheeks!

 

[VickiA]

I don't know what's worse, a trapped nerve or a trapped pin between me cheeks!

OUCH to both

 

[Lady Kelly]

Haha thats some very sassy cage liners rawrrrr!

 

[Tiny]

Enough to cover the cost of a pair of these
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And
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Perhaps you need something more like this?

 

[Tim]

Haha thats some very sassy cage liners rawrrrr!

I also spotted the same pattern in Lycra

 

[Tim]

OUCH to both

Yup, I've had both recently! x

 

[Tim]

Perhaps you need something more like this?

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I might need these before my arse resembles a voodoo doll

Ps: I dread to think what you googled to find this

 

[Flutterby]

Mine is an Ikea one, but I have no patience to sew anymore so I just lazily ordered liners from ziggy's piggys

 

[Tim]

Mine is an Ikea one, but I have no patience to sew anymore so I just lazily ordered liners from ziggy's piggys

I'll teach you hun
If a lazy engineer like me can do it, anyone can x

 

[Flutterby]

Oh I can do them... just can't be arsed.

 

[Tim]

Oh I can do them... just can't be arsed.

 

[Tiny]

Ps: I dread to think what you googled to find this

It was just 'bum protector'! I deliberately didn't use any terminology that'd throw up any dodgy results

 

[Flutterby]

 

[Lady Kelly]

I also spotted the same pattern in Lycra

That's handy for making yourself some corresponding man panties

 

[Flutterby]

That's handy for making yourself some corresponding man panties

OMG I was just thinking the exact same thing!

 

[Flutterby]

 

[Crystella]

Mine is an Ikea one, but I have no patience to sew anymore so I just lazily ordered liners from ziggy's piggys

Same here and congratz on making your own liners.

 

[Tim]

That's handy for making yourself some corresponding man panties

Nope!


Nope!



And nope again, lol!
I will not let my gentleman sausage be vandalised by such means :taz: