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Dear fellow forum piggies!
As newly assigned chief nipper of GPFANS, I'm proud to announce that GPFANS will offer a new graduate course with the beginning of May.

Under Tessy's guidance, GPFANS has established a wide range of training courses regarding the empowerment of piggies to nip their slaves and other humans like vets.
Our most popular training courses "How to nip your slave, while looking completely innocent", "Fast nipping for beginners" and "Fast nipping, Level 2" will still be available.

Since I'm a specialist at bum nipping fellow piggies, the GPFANS will offer a graduate course in bum nipping soon. It will help under piggies all around the world to follow my paw prints up the hierarchy in the piggy group and deal with important questions like:
  • When is the best time to bum nip another piggy.
  • Hair pulling or nipping?
  • The fast approach up the hierarchy
  • How to avoid to swallow too much hair
  • Make your slave believe you're innocent of bum nipping
I'm looking forward to meet many of you soon.
Applications to all our training courses can be sent to [email protected].

Proud wheeks
Kylie
Newly appointed chief nipper of GPFANS
(and a Very Important Piggy!)
 
Dear Kylie,
Congratulations on your promotion, you must be really good at nipping to have reached that position so fast.
Unfortunately I am letting the side down as I have stopped nipping my slaves now and lick them instead.
Kisses,
Mischievous Master Boris x
 
Dear Kylie
I found the nipping course very useful. I am quite quick at nipping now as I practice on my slave whenever I can. Nail clipping gives me loads of opportunities as does times when slave tries to pick me up.
I hope to start the further graduation course very soon.

Big wheeks
Coco :D
 
fluffysal said:
Dear Kylie,
Congratulations on your promotion, you must be really good at nipping to have reached that position so fast.
Unfortunately I am letting the side down as I have stopped nipping my slaves now and lick them instead.
Kisses,
Mischievous Master Boris x
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Dear Mischievious Master Boris,
maybe you will be more interested in our new graduate course in bum nipping.

Wheeks from Kylie
Newly appointed chief nipper of GPFANS
(and a Very Important Piggy!)

PS: I'm excellent at bum nipping.
 
munchmonster said:
Dear Kylie
I found the nipping course very useful. I am quite quick at nipping now as I practice on my slave whenever I can. Nail clipping gives me loads of opportunities as does times when slave tries to pick me up.
I hope to start the further graduation course very soon.

Big wheeks
Coco :D
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Dear Coco,
that's great to hear!
Looking forward to seeing you soon for the next level experience in nipping.
Wheeks Kylie
Newly appointed chief nipper of GPFANS
(and a Very Important Piggy!)
 
Dear Kylie
We are pleased to say we have mastered nipping. We show particular prowess at nail clipping time. Bertie says that he’s also proud of his bum nipping skills too (my bum 😥 not slave clearly) but we are always interested in learning more.
Wheeks Hutchie and Bertie 😍
 
Dear Kylie,
I regret to inform you that Mischievous Master Boris will not be enrolling on your nipping course, nor will he be receiving any advice on bum nipping as I will not allow it.
Yours with kisses,
Dignified Sir George x
P.S. I think you are very pretty
Rumble, rumble, rumble
 
Dear Kylie

Congratulations on your appointment. This sounds like a very important resource for all of piggykind.

I would like to suggest your new course and curriculum includes a section on nipping and pulling at clothes to get attention. Here I am having a go on some jogging bottoms and slippers which usually gets me a peaflake. I urge all pigs to try this at least once a week.

Winnie is next to me, just watching and learning. So far she only nips very occasionally but I’m sure we can teach her to step it up a bit.

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Keep up the good work,
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Dear Kylie,
Thank you for letting us know about the new courses. Meetings are a bit tricky here, we will let the visitors know by water bottle rattle and bar chew telegraph, as they live on the other side of the room.
I already nip a little and pull at clothes to go home, I have occasionally surprised a slave with a big nip!
Wally says he’s working up to it with all the bar chewing practise, so a course in nipping might be usefull!
Wheeks
from Hamish
 
Dear Kylie
As a new member it looks like I have lots to learn! I am closely watching Posh, my mentor, she’s a master of the “bar bite” Bum nipping would be a very handy skill for when that gooey slave wants to pick me up and cuddle me

Newbie Tilly (aka Professor Marmalade 🙄) I’ve been given this title by the slave’s gkids 😱
 
Bertie & Jelly said:
Dear Kylie
We are pleased to say we have mastered nipping. We show particular prowess at nail clipping time. Bertie says that he’s also proud of his bum nipping skills too (my bum 😥 not slave clearly) but we are always interested in learning more.
Wheeks Hutchie and Bertie 😍
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Dear Hutchie and Bertie,
it's great to hear that your both expert nippers. Good for you!
I'll get Vicky to send you our new training course scedule as soon as it's finished.
Looking forward to seeing you soon!

Wheeks Kylie
Newly appointed chief nipper of GPFANS
(and a Very Important Piggy!)
 
Betsy said:
Dear Kylie

Congratulations on your promotion. Rest assured, I will refer to you whenever the GPU needs assistance. Whilst the GPU does not condone nipping fellow piggies or Slaves, we do realise that it is needed on occasion.

Your GPU friend

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
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Dear Miss Bramble,
I'm looking forward to working with you.
Since you also have to live with an old bat, you know what I'm facing every day. A bit of bum nipping always comes handy.

Wheeks Kylie
Newly appointed chief nipper of GPFANS
(and a Very Important Piggy!)
 
fluffysal said:
Dear Kylie,
I regret to inform you that Mischievous Master Boris will not be enrolling on your nipping course, nor will he be receiving any advice on bum nipping as I will not allow it.
Yours with kisses,
Dignified Sir George x
P.S. I think you are very pretty
Rumble, rumble, rumble
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Dear Dignified Sir George,
that's a shame. I've been looking forward to seeing Mischievious Master Boris at one of our courses. A very promising name, if I might say so ... :whistle:
But maybe we can interest you in one of our courses? I'm always interested in rumbles.
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Wheeks Kylie
Newly appointed chief nipper of GPFANS
(and a Very Important Piggy!)
 
LucyP said:
Dear Kylie

Congratulations on your appointment. This sounds like a very important resource for all of piggykind.

I would like to suggest your new course and curriculum includes a section on nipping and pulling at clothes to get attention. Here I am having a go on some jogging bottoms and slippers which usually gets me a peaflake. I urge all pigs to try this at least once a week.

Winnie is next to me, just watching and learning. So far she only nips very occasionally but I’m sure we can teach her to step it up a bit.

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Keep up the good work,
MabelView attachment 246504
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Betsy said:
Dear Kylie

I agree with Mabel (@LucyP) that your course should include a section on pulling clothes to get attention. Whenever I pull on my Slave's top, I get rewarded with Coriander.

Your friend

Misty Morning
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Dear Mabel, dear Misty,
what an excellent idea! Thank you so much for this suggestion.
We haven't thought about a course on this subject because we all like to taste bare skin. But I know how good it feels to have a mouthful of fur, so pulling on cloths and maybe adding little holes into the fabric could be equally satisfing.

Wheeks Kylie
Newly appointed chief nipper of GPFANS
(and a Very Important Piggy!)
 
AidaB said:
Dear Kylie,
Thank you for letting us know about the new courses. Meetings are a bit tricky here, we will let the visitors know by water bottle rattle and bar chew telegraph, as they live on the other side of the room.
I already nip a little and pull at clothes to go home, I have occasionally surprised a slave with a big nip!
Wally says he’s working up to it with all the bar chewing practise, so a course in nipping might be usefull!
Wheeks
from Hamish
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Dear Hamish,
maybe you would be interested in one of our expert courses. Or Wally would like to join a beginner's class.
Just let us know. Vicky will send you the details of our training scedule.

Wheeks Kylie
Newly appointed chief nipper of GPFANS
(and a Very Important Piggy!)
 
AidaB said:
Wally here, pls thank Odi for the anti pig napping training, it was very informative.
Looking forward to the next course.
Apologies for late payment….attached below, hope it survives the cyber gremlins.


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Dear Wally
I'll pass the message on to Odi. He is off snoozing somewhere.
He will be very pleased to hear that you liked the anti pignapping training.

Come to think of it ... we have to start with the anti pignapping training ourselfes again soon. There is a red pignapping alarm in November. :yikes:

Wheeks Kylie
Newly appointed chief nipper of GPFANS
(and a Very Important Piggy!)
 
Bill & Ted said:
Dear Kylie
As a new member it looks like I have lots to learn! I am closely watching Posh, my mentor, she’s a master of the “bar bite” Bum nipping would be a very handy skill for when that gooey slave wants to pick me up and cuddle me

Newbie Tilly (aka Professor Marmalade 🙄) I’ve been given this title by the slave’s gkids 😱
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Dear Tilly,
you're very welcome to one of our classes. Nipping is very important and comes handy in many different situations.
Bum nipping is very satisfying as well. If you ever want to show Posh who really is top piggy. :cool:

Wheeks Kylie
Newly appointed chief nipper of GPFANS
(and a Very Important Piggy!)
 
Dear Kylie,
Thank you so much for the beautiful picture. You might be disappointed to know that Mischievous Master Boris is becoming Mellow Master Boris.
With regards to rumbling I feel like only an advanced course would suit as my rumbles are already very boarly and sexy.
Both myself and my boisterous companion may need to sign up for the anti pignapping lessons though as The Auntie Slave has started bringing bigger handbags when she visits and we worry that she might be getting ideas.
Rumble, rumble, rumble
Yours with kisses,
Dignified Sir George x
 
Dear Kylie

Please could Odi send us details of your Anti Piggy napping Courses. We are going to need it in 3 months as we have a visitor who may piggynap us and we like living in the garage and don't want to live anywhere else. We will set traps to alert us to her presence but also feel we need some training. We know that this potential piggy napping person is bringing a rather large suitcase with her!:yikes::yikes::yikes:

Yours in fear of being piggynapped

Miss Bramble, Misty Morning and The One and Only Thea of the Funky Fringe
 
Dear Kylie,

I think you might need to retract my brother Bubble's "Bum Nipping" certificate or get him to re-sit the course. He does nip me on the bum sometimes, but he gets his diagram the wrong way around and sometimes nips me on the forehead too!
You will be proud to know that I am already revising for the "Clothes Tugging" course.....hopefully I will pass with flying colours!

Best whiskers,
Squeak x
 
Viennese Furbabies said:
Dear Wally
I'll pass the message on to Odi. He is off snoozing somewhere.
He will be very pleased to hear that you liked the anti pignapping training.

Come to think of it ... we have to start with the anti pignapping training ourselfes again soon. There is a red pignapping alarm in November. :yikes:

Wheeks Kylie
Newly appointed chief nipper of GPFANS
(and a Very Important Piggy!)
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Rumours of extra large handbags in November are grossly exaggerated 😉
 
fluffysal said:
Dear Kylie,
Thank you so much for the beautiful picture. You might be disappointed to know that Mischievous Master Boris is becoming Mellow Master Boris.
With regards to rumbling I feel like only an advanced course would suit as my rumbles are already very boarly and sexy.
Both myself and my boisterous companion may need to sign up for the anti pignapping lessons though as The Auntie Slave has started bringing bigger handbags when she visits and we worry that she might be getting ideas.
Rumble, rumble, rumble
Yours with kisses,
Dignified Sir George x
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Dear Dignified Sir George,
Vicky will send you the details of our next anti pignapping course.
Better to be safe than sorry!
Wheeks Kylie
Newly appointed chief nipper of GPFANS
(and a Very Important Piggy!)

PS: I'm sure your rumbles are very boarly and sexy.
 
Betsy said:
Dear Kylie

Please could Odi send us details of your Anti Piggy napping Courses. We are going to need it in 3 months as we have a visitor who may piggynap us and we like living in the garage and don't want to live anywhere else. We will set traps to alert us to her presence but also feel we need some training. We know that this potential piggy napping person is bringing a rather large suitcase with her!:yikes::yikes::yikes:

Yours in fear of being piggynapped

Miss Bramble, Misty Morning and The One and Only Thea of the Funky Fringe
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Dear Miss Bramble, Misty Morning and The One and Only Thea of the Funky Fringe,
Vicky will send you the details of our super secret, slave safe anti pignapping course because the potential pignapper you're talking about knows a lot about our anti pignapping strategies. So you'll need a super special training.

Wheeks Kylie
Newly appointed chief nipper of GPFANS
(and a Very Important Piggy!)

PS: But it's really nice living in the LIVING ROOM. So if you find yourself being pignapped, I'm sure you will like it here.
 
Bubble and Squeak said:
Dear Kylie,

I think you might need to retract my brother Bubble's "Bum Nipping" certificate or get him to re-sit the course. He does nip me on the bum sometimes, but he gets his diagram the wrong way around and sometimes nips me on the forehead too!
You will be proud to know that I am already revising for the "Clothes Tugging" course.....hopefully I will pass with flying colours!

Best whiskers,
Squeak x
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Dear Squeak,
I'm very impressed that you're revising for the "Clothes Tugging" course already.

Vicky will send the details of my next bum nipping course to Bubble. Bum nipping means nipping the bum, not anywhere else.

Wheeks Kylie
Newly appointed chief nipper of GPFANS
(and a Very Important Piggy!)
 
Merab's Slave said:
Rumours of extra large handbags in November are grossly exaggerated 😉
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Well you never know ... better be prepared for the worst case.
Sitting in a handbag doesn't sound like much fun.

Wheeks Kylie
Newly appointed chief nipper of GPFANS
(and a Very Important Piggy!)
 
Viennese Furbabies said:
Well you never know ... better be prepared for the worst case.
Sitting in a handbag doesn't sound like much fun.

Wheeks Kylie
Newly appointed chief nipper of GPFANS
(and a Very Important Piggy!)
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Dear Kylie
IF there was an extra large handbag, and I stress IF - it would be filled with hay, carrots and cucumber
 
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