New Year's resolutions

[Lady Kelly]

Just for fun in the build up to Christmas and the New Year, what do you think your guinea pigs (or other pets) New Year's resolutions would be?

I'll start with Archer the Cockapoo who wants to bark just a little louder at our postie as apparently the postie (and half the fricking street) can't hear him well enough

 

[Swissgreys]

Ruby's New Years resolution would be to rule the world and bite more people.
Such a sweet little guinea pig....

 

[eileen]

Katies new years resolution would be ,the slave needs to open the french doors immediatley on command ! she is my 12 year old cat.

 

[Hope4gem]

Penny's resolution would be to rule the household - oh, wait - she already does that.

 

[PigglePuggle]

Luna's resolution is to be much more assertive as boss of the home office, and make sure her employees know that their main job is hand feeding peaflakes not talking into the computer!
Here is my scary little line manager today, after dominating a faculty meeting with the waterbottle rattle as usual

 

[Merab]

Pricilla’s resolution would be to master climbing out the cage when pea flakes are offered
Phoebe’s resolution is to try and look even cuter when asleep
Micah’s resolution is to demand even more hay to burrow under

 

[Lorcan]

Belle's resolution would be to make even more of a nuisance of herself possible, whether that's by stealing food, hounding my parents for being a second late with meals, trying to run a mile in the opposite direction going to the groomers (but walking out with a princess strut every time), harassing every squirrel and bird possible, and getting into every mucky puddle there is.

Thankfully she lives on the other side of the sea, lol.

 

[VickiA]

Holly’s resolution would be to secure her own supply of Metacam and self administer it. As the human gives only miserly doses twice a day.
Ralph’s resolution would be to find a sow who enjoys his energetic rumbling and chasing. His current ladies are not enthusiastic enough for his liking.
Hazel would resolve to avoid all human physical contact whatsoever. Human interventions such as weighing, health checks and nail trims are most unwelcome and totally unnecessary. But human hands off contact (waiter service) would be acceptable.

 

[Betsy]

Lexi's would be to never be touched by the slave and to eat as many pea flakes as possible. Thea's is to always pick the best snugglesafe and stay on it as long as possible. Meg's would be to never have a nail clip ever again and Betsy would join Holly (@VickiA in securing and self administering Metacam.

 

[piggieminder]

My boars would like food on demand when their spokesman Red bites the bars signalling them to join in. Veg, pellets or pea flakes accepted not the hay top ups the slave fobs them off with.

 

[Bill & Ted]

Kiki and Hector would like unlimited grass on demand

Ginger and Posh would be more than happy with that too

 

[Engel]

Mia's would be to get into more things she's not supposed to.

Cyril's is obviously to lick everything in sight.

Basil's resolution is to look as cute as possible to fool me to give him more treats.

Apollo's would to be to wheek louder as the whole estate clearly can't hear him already.

Jupiter's is to chew correx faster than I can replace it.

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

Bonny's goal is to eat faster, maybe join the oplymic team in fast eating.
Tessy wants to bite more quickly while looking cute.
Billie's aim is to get rid of her paw bandage as fast as possible.
Vicky wants to grow big and strong and stand her ground.
And Odi ... more girls.

 

[My Piggies]

Oscar's resolution is to be more bossy with the girls and keep them in line, and work on his wheeking voice.
Daisy's resolution is to force the slave to feed more veggies, and teach Poppet how to not be annoying.
Poppet's resolution is show Daisy how to popcorn and zoom again by constantly doing it around her and blocking her path AND to become a louder wheeker than Daisy.