No veg + no grass = UH OH I'M IN TROUBLE!

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Some pig of mine has smooshy poops. I'm not sure which piggy it is. I noticed smooshy poops in the hay tray this morning. Thea was with Bramble in the hay tray when I went in the garage but all three of them use it. So this means no grass and no veg for 48 hours.

I'm going to have to report myself to the GPU and GPFANS and face the consequences of my actions! In my defence it's for their own good cos having a poorly piggy with tummy ache and diarrhoea isn't pleasant.
 
Oh dear poor babies. I hope a couple of days with no veggie din dins sorts it out. 🤞🏻
 
Dear auntie @Betsy,
we can't believe our eyes!
You are STARVING your piggies?
Starving a senior piggy citizen with every right to stuff her face with whatever she wishes to stuff her face with?
Starving our honoured GPU representative and her mummy pig?
You should really and truely be ashamed of yourself! A few squishy poops should not lead to such a cross overreaction.

There will be an emergency meeting of GPU and GPFANS and we will discuss how to react in this crisis. (After our nap of course. Can"t face this horrible situation without the necessary amount of sleep).
Miss Bramble will inform you in the morning what actions were found necessary. Could be something to do with a certain Cup of Disgrace. Could also be about another life long sentence to a certain Naughty List.

Agitated wheeks
Vicky, Kylie and Bonny
GPFANS headquarters
 
Dear Misty, Bramble and Thea,

It's an outrage! The Human did this to us recently too, we were only allowed the slightest bit of pepper because he knew it was lettuce causing the problem and not veg in general.
Somehow he thought this would make us happier but we still missed our cucumber. :td:

Commiserative wheeks,
The Goblins
 
Dear Thea, Miss Bramble & Misty,
Something is going on. The slaves must be in cahoots with each other.
On the last sunny day(Slave says it was Sunday) I got all excited to be going outside, but when I got there my carpet was a blanket and Wally’s was grass.
I got a mini delivery of grass, but it wasn’t the same as the all you can eat buffet Wally had.
I hope your food deliveries have begun again (I think mine have shrunk!)& no pig has a sore tummy

We need a meeting asap please, about this issue.
With wheeks , squeaks and grumbling rumbles,
Hamish
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Dear Piggies in Forumland

For the last 2 days our Slave has been very mean. We didn't have any grass or veggies as one of us had smoochy poops. We didn't tell her which one of us it was but Misty and I think it was Thea but she didn't admit it as it's embarrassing to let on you have a bad tum and that withdrawal of veg and grass is all your fault. Anyway we still had our pea flakes, apple chunks and forage.

This morning, we got grass! Hopefully this afternoon we'll have our veggie dindins too. We forgive our Slave as she was only withdrawing grass and veggies for the benefit of Thea's (Er I mean "our" yes I do I really do mean "our" tummies). Slave has told us that normal Slave Service will resume today.

Your friend

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Sorry to hear one of the penthouse dwellers had a bad tum but glad they’re all better now 😉
 
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