JaseChase
Forum Donator 2025/26
Hello fellow piggies,
We have come to warn you as we have heard there are other piggies on here (though we're not quite sure how) - beware the bad hay.
It all started earlier this week. Papa started giving us slightly smaller hay piles, which is obviously not acceptable, but when we wheeked papa just said that our 'delivery' wasn't coming for a few days. We didn't know what that meant, so of course we kept wheeking until the hay piles grew.
But then something terrible happened. The next morning, the hay boxes disappeared from next to our home! Papa kept telling us it's because we ate the hay too quickly and now it's gone. We think Papa just didn't buy enough.
Next thing we know, this thing arrives in the cage that is apparently 'hay' but it is nothing like our normal nice stalks! Apparently it came from a place called 'Wilko' instead of our usual hay box. It was not up to standard. We were very unhappy and we wheeked lots to make sure Papa was aware and could fix it.
Papa did eventually give us some veggies, which was a nice distraction for the five seconds it took us to demolish them
We have been complaining quite loudly until yesterday we heard Papa sigh loudly and tell us that fine, he would order some extra hay online to tide us over until the next hay box delivery. We weren't sure what that meant but it sounded promising.
Then an hour ago, a knock at the door came and a beautiful smell entered the flat! We got very excited and instantly ran up to investigate while papa opened the box
Our noses were right - hay! Beautiful hay! It's a new type that we haven't seen before but it smells divine.
We squeaked loudly until Papa finally opened the box and put the hay in the cage for us. We instantly ran into our trays and the paper bag and nommed away. It is delicious
We are very happy piggies.
Beware of the hay from 'Wilko' and make sure to wheek until your slave(s) gives in and get you special hay.
Wheek wheek,
Noodle and Tofu
We have come to warn you as we have heard there are other piggies on here (though we're not quite sure how) - beware the bad hay.
It all started earlier this week. Papa started giving us slightly smaller hay piles, which is obviously not acceptable, but when we wheeked papa just said that our 'delivery' wasn't coming for a few days. We didn't know what that meant, so of course we kept wheeking until the hay piles grew.
But then something terrible happened. The next morning, the hay boxes disappeared from next to our home! Papa kept telling us it's because we ate the hay too quickly and now it's gone. We think Papa just didn't buy enough.
Next thing we know, this thing arrives in the cage that is apparently 'hay' but it is nothing like our normal nice stalks! Apparently it came from a place called 'Wilko' instead of our usual hay box. It was not up to standard. We were very unhappy and we wheeked lots to make sure Papa was aware and could fix it.
Papa did eventually give us some veggies, which was a nice distraction for the five seconds it took us to demolish them
We have been complaining quite loudly until yesterday we heard Papa sigh loudly and tell us that fine, he would order some extra hay online to tide us over until the next hay box delivery. We weren't sure what that meant but it sounded promising.
Then an hour ago, a knock at the door came and a beautiful smell entered the flat! We got very excited and instantly ran up to investigate while papa opened the box
Our noses were right - hay! Beautiful hay! It's a new type that we haven't seen before but it smells divine.
We squeaked loudly until Papa finally opened the box and put the hay in the cage for us. We instantly ran into our trays and the paper bag and nommed away. It is delicious
We are very happy piggies.
Beware of the hay from 'Wilko' and make sure to wheek until your slave(s) gives in and get you special hay.
Wheek wheek,
Noodle and Tofu
)
