Not so much fun outside, by Hamish!

[AidaB]

“Would you like to go outside?” Said the hooman lady. Well as you have woken me from a nap outside sounds fun, maybe some grass I thought.
No she had other ideas. No grass here, we seem to have a fleece carpet instead. What’s that all about?!

I did a little wheek wheek question & rumbled at Billy. He thinks it’s to do with the dodgy tummy he had a few wheeks ago.
So this outside fun I was offered was not quite living up to expectations. I have rumbled my displeasure at Billy & he just rumbles back and wanders off.

At last, Billy’s back, we have had a better chat and decided we need to join forces and do something about this, outside time should be grass time.
Hope all you fellow piggies are enjoying some grass
Yours hopefully
Hamish guinea pig.

 

[Merab]

Dear Hamish, we think that you should put in a complaint to the One and Only Thea, your GPU. rep who lives with @Betsy .
Tessy, who runs GPFANS and lives with @Viennese Furbabies may also be helpful.
We think that outside time with no grass is terrible treatment.
Love from Micah, Naomi and Ruth

 

[Bertie & Jelly]

Dear Hamish
We share your displeasure. Apparently we cannot go out on grass because the hooman has done something to it to make it look green and shiny and not brown and weedy
Love Bertie and Hutchie

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

Dear Hamish,
we feel your pain. Can you imagine? We didn't even get a piggy bag with grass and dandelion from the garden this weekend.
Slave said that it's been raining nonstop all weekend.
So what...?

So I'm probably not the best pig to give any advice at the moment. Usually wheeking at the top of my voice, looking famished and doing a quick wee before being put on the scales works wonders. But not this weekend.

So I'm going to take my own advice and show my displeasure by nipping the slave at the next opportunity.

Wheeks from Tessy

 

[AidaB]

Dear Hamish
We share your displeasure. Apparently we cannot go out on grass because the hooman has done something to it to make it look green and shiny and not brown and weedy
Love Bertie and Hutchie

Dear Bertie and Hutchie,
Sorry to hear you can not have grass either. After some listening in it seems Daddy slave also put stuff on our grass to make something called moss go away. Perhaps I need to be glad I got to go outside a bit, and listen to the birds, despite having no grass to eat.
Wheeks Hamish

 

[AidaB]

Dear Hamish,
we feel your pain. Can you imagine? We didn't even get a piggy bag with grass and dandelion from the garden this weekend.
Slave said that it's been raining nonstop all weekend.
So what...?

So I'm probably not the best pig to give any advice at the moment. Usually wheeking at the top of my voice, looking famished and doing a quick wee before being put on the scales works wonders. But not this weekend.

So I'm going to take my own advice and show my displeasure by nipping the slave at the next opportunity.

Wheeks from Tessy

Dear Tessy,
Thank you for your advice, we are sorry to hear that you got no grass either despite wheeking non stop.
Rain doesnt normally stop our hoomans bringing us grass. We got a little bit of grass after our hoomans went out for a walk.
I will do my best to nip someone later.
Good luck I hope you get some grass soon.
Wheeks Hamish and Billy.

 

[Betsy]

Dear Hamish and Billy

I have never been "outside". Slave says we can't go outside because of foxes. I don't know what foxes are but they sound very scaaaaary.

My mentor The Ever Beautiful Betsy Shop Steward (retired) who is now at The Rainbow Bridge told me of the times she was outside all day with her husboar Dennis and got to hear about all the grass she wanted to eat. To be put outside and not be given grass is terrible! I wouldn't be putting up with any lame excuses your Slave comes up with! I have my Slave so well trained she cuts grass with scissors every morning and puts said grass in a paper bag just for me. You clearly need to train your Hooman to do the same. I'm sending you the training pamphlet. "How to train your Slave to give you want and need" Take particular attention to Page 6, paragraph 4, Section 2a.


Yours hoping that your next trip outside incudes grass.

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward