Sharon.Mackay
Teenage Guinea Pig
Life as a piggy is really great fun,
if your slaves like mine, under the thumb!
I wheek when i'm hungry, which is all of the time,
she runs to the fridge to see what she can find.
I sleep every night, in a lovely warm home,
if i so much as shiver the heating's switched on.
I get lovely cuddles, 2 or 3 times a day,
alongside some veg if i get my own way (which i do)
I give piggy kisses to pay for my keep,
in return, a warm bed to curl up and sleep.
Fresh hay every morning, and some at night too,
i popcorn to show that's the right thing to do.
Life as a piggy really is grand,
if your slaves like mine, with warm gentle hands.
To soothe when i'm poorly and tickle my belly,
When shes doing this, i get to watch telly!
I hear her voice, and know she is near,
so i waddle across and prick up my ears.
you know in my next life? i hear her coo,
i'm coming back as a piggy, to be pampered like you!
if your slaves like mine, under the thumb!
I wheek when i'm hungry, which is all of the time,
she runs to the fridge to see what she can find.
I sleep every night, in a lovely warm home,
if i so much as shiver the heating's switched on.
I get lovely cuddles, 2 or 3 times a day,
alongside some veg if i get my own way (which i do)
I give piggy kisses to pay for my keep,
in return, a warm bed to curl up and sleep.
Fresh hay every morning, and some at night too,
i popcorn to show that's the right thing to do.
Life as a piggy really is grand,
if your slaves like mine, with warm gentle hands.
To soothe when i'm poorly and tickle my belly,
When shes doing this, i get to watch telly!
I hear her voice, and know she is near,
so i waddle across and prick up my ears.
you know in my next life? i hear her coo,
i'm coming back as a piggy, to be pampered like you!
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