Ode to the Guinea Pig.

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Wheeky

Wheeky

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Guinea pig, oh Guinea pig!
Your mouth is small, your belly big.
And even though you smell like poo
You love me lots, and I love you!
Wheeeeeek!

:)
 
inbreedinginbreedinginbreeding You should print that out and stick it to your cage! I loved it!
 
It would look great in cross stich over the cage! A fantastic gift for a piggy-loving friend :) You're so clever, I'm not good with rhymes, especially not in English.
 
Oh guinea pig, oh guinea pig,
how lovely are your popcorns.
Oh guinea pig, oh guinea pig,
that's why your fleece is so worn. :(|)

That was bad, sorry! :red

We should make it a song competition! :(|)
 
:)) that made me laugh

thats go wheeky wheek this way
and wheeky wheek that way
and maybe get some more dinner today
i can smell you behind the door
ive eaten my veg
NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE



:))
 
:)) they were lovely, here is my effort:-


even though you pee on my knee
and poop everywhere the eye can see
i went to the grocers in the snow
to get fresh veggies to keep you all aglow

when i got back i could hear you wheeek
shouting at me cos you cannot speak
'..cauliflower leaves - please please please!'
so i dangle them for a minute in a little tease

when you run round the garden with a wobbly bum
it makes me laff and stops me feeling glum
i know one day you will depart
but you will always be in my heart.
 
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