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Oh Mildred you mucky madam

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Mildred is a right mucky madam :) She had a bath this morning as per usual her bottom was looking rather urine stained as being long haired she tends to sit in her wee rolleyes She is bathed at least every month and I use posh and go which leaves her smelling of roses, however, she has developed a really mucky habit of picking poo's out of her bottom and eating them then immediately afterwards turning around and pruning her hair strand by strand and putting brown streaks in her hair.
She just does not stay clean for five minutes rolleyes
I have a treat in store for Mildred as she is tired of my dodgy haircuts around her bottom, my sister who is a hairdresser is coming tomorrow to give her a professional hair do :))
 
OOH la la! Lucky Mildred. Do you have a photo of her?

I have 2 longies and was going to post about how often I can bathe them as they need a bath too. They get really yukky underneath don't they? rolleyes

So what do you have in mind for Mildred then?
 
Oh what a lucky girl Mildred is :))
Please post a 'Before' and 'after' pigture x
 
Here she is looking very pretty :)

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Mildred's hair is extremely thick and it takes ages to blow dry compared to Holly my sheltie who's hair is very fine. So I think she is going to have some layers put through to thin it out a bit and just a general tidy up around the bottom :)
 
Oh wow, a real hairdresser tidying Mildred's beautiful locks! What a lucky, lucky piggie she is. Can't wait to see how she looks afterwards!
 
she's lovely but she doesn't look impressed, bless her....:)):))
 
Aww - she is lovely; thank you for warning me - I'm getting another white coronet bottom! rolleyes

Can't wait to see your sister's handiwork!
 
Wow - thats amazing! I wonder if there would be a market for a professional piggy groomer... I could certainly do with one near me! lol

I'm sitting here with my other half and I laughed at Mildred's idea of grooming after snacking on poo - he suggested that maybe she just wants some highlights in those lucious locks!
 
She looks gorgeous! What a great job. Much better than my peruvians. They get hacked with a pair of scissors and it looks like my 3 year old has done it poor things :)):))

I would definitely use a groomer, not all the time but once or twice as a treat when feeling flush
 
That is just so cute. She had her hair done by a hairdresser! :<>

She looked beautiful before but she looks especially posh with her new hairdo!

I like it~

I have to say, I love the black path on the side of her face. It makes her look mysterious. Like she's wearing one of those half-mask things.
She's just so pretty xx>>>
 
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