PigglePuggle
Senior Guinea Pig
Are you a bit tired now Ollie?

Why is that Ollie?

Big playpen time. 3 hours. 4 tunnels. 2 paper bags. 1 egg box. 1 puzzle box. 2 babycorns, 6 blueberries, 2 cucumber slices, much parsleys. All vanquished.
Shall we not mention your lovely chocolate hippo wife mysteriously covered in boar glue? Not that I have any clue how to get so much boar glue off a skinny pig except trying moisturising aloe vera face wipes for sensitive skin!
Ollie says, he's too much of a gentleman to possibly comment, but if his wife will parade around naked except for an alluring paper treat bag, well...

Why is that Ollie?

Big playpen time. 3 hours. 4 tunnels. 2 paper bags. 1 egg box. 1 puzzle box. 2 babycorns, 6 blueberries, 2 cucumber slices, much parsleys. All vanquished.
Shall we not mention your lovely chocolate hippo wife mysteriously covered in boar glue? Not that I have any clue how to get so much boar glue off a skinny pig except trying moisturising aloe vera face wipes for sensitive skin!
Ollie says, he's too much of a gentleman to possibly comment, but if his wife will parade around naked except for an alluring paper treat bag, well...
