OOPS! Miss Bramble is in trouble with The One and Only Thea!

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Dear Miss Bramble

What kind of young upstart are you? There I was quite comfy on my snugglesafe in my snugglesack half asleep when Slave came in the garage. Well I know that means breakfast time. Slave said "Morning Thea" then morning to you and Misty. Did I get my breakfast? No I did not! Why didn't I get my breakfast? Cos Slave had to clean out the run first so YOU could go in it with Misty. How dare my Slave put you two (Who have only been in my garage for 5 minutes) first!

I kept telling Slave I was hungry and needed my breakfast, did she take any notice? She did not! She kept on saying that she knew I wanted my breakfast (so why didn't she give it to me?) and I would get breakfast after she had cleaned out the run as it was going to be nice today and she wanted to get the fleece etc out on the line instead of drying it indoors (whatever that means). I even put my feet on the forage bowl at one point (even though I know that breakfast doesn't come in the forage bowl) as a hint but even then I didn't get my breakfast.

Never forget that I chose you and trained you up to be the youngest GPU Rep ever and helped you pass your exams with flying colours and this is how I get thanked in return. How about respect for your elders?

Yours very unhappy

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward (Retired)
 
Dear One and Only Thea

I do respect you very much and am forever grateful that you saw my potential and chose me as your successor for the position of GPU Rep. Also I am very thankful that you trained me so well. I am so sorry that Slave didn't see sense to give you breakfast before cleaning out the run. It's not my fault that it was our turn in it today. I would rather have a stinky run than a clean run any day. It's nice and familiar when it's a bit stinky, I don't particularly like going in it when it's clean as it doesn't smell right.

I did notice that as soon as Misty and I were in the run, Slave gave you your breakfast before we got ours.

Yours respectfully

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
It sounds like both Miss Bramble and The One and Only Thea need to join forces to let their slave know, in no uncertain terms, that they are not happy with her behaviour. How dare she put her laundry needs before you three!

Outrageous. She should definitely know better.
 
Oh dear The One and Only Thea and Miss Bramble, it seems your slave has been quite out of order and both of you have been hugely inconvenienced as a consequence. A scattered hay trail and wee in the clean, non stinky run might help her understand your feelings 😂
 
Dear One and Only Thea,
We were horrified to hear that you have been starved by your slave.
We think Miss Bramble should give you priority treatment when it comes to breakfast and explain this to slave with lots of loud wheeks, copious quantities of wee and poop everywhere.
Love from Ruth and Micah
 
Dear One and Only Thea,
dear Miss Bramble,
we were shocked to hear what's going on in your house/garage!

You must both take care that your slave behaves. If not for your own sake, then for the sake of everypig on the forum. How is anypig supposed to rely in your advice if your own slave is out of control?

We strongly recommend that you put your slave on the GPU Naughty List of Misbehaving Slaves. (Not that it really helps if you look at our slave, but still ... it's a symbolic gesture.)

Worried wheeks from Bonny
GPFANS
 
Dear Miss Bramble and One and Only Thea,

Bianca and Ophelia here. We have previously made complaints about being deprived of lino but to be deprived of breakfast is appalling. Our hearts go out to both of you and I hope your slave realises her mistake!

Thinking of you,
Wheek!
 
Dear Slave

On the advice of Bonny of GPFANS we have put you on the GPU Naughty List of Misbehaving Slaves. This is for Slaves who have shown a grave dereliction of duty and is very serious. This is because you deprived us of breakfast this morning and made us wait while you "cleaned out our run" which you didn't need to do as we prefer it all stinky and covered in wee flavoured hay with lots of poops!

From now on we will demand breakfast as soon as you walk in the garage. Thea is very good at this and starts telling you she needs breakfast as she is starving. Misty and I just run round the cage looking cute and occasionally putting our feet up on the side of the cage or peering at you from under the hay or from our hideys. I may wheek sometimes. Both Misty and I need to start telling you that we are hungry as Thea does.

Both Misty and I need to follow Thea's example by staring at you whenever we know food is forthcoming. Thea gives you her special "Feed me now Slave" stare and starts to tell you off if its late. We want to be able to do this too so that is something for us to work on.

We hope that these measures means that breakfast is never late again and that you will meet our every demand.

Yours very disappointed in you

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Dear Miss Bramble,
thank you for your letter and putting your slave on the Naughty List.
This will be an important sign to other slaves out there not to let their standards drop.

Best of luck for learning Thea's special stare! If you ever need nipping support, please let us know. We are there for you.

Encouraging wheeks from Bonny
GPFANS
 
Dear Bonny

Rest assured if we need to take a Correspondence Course in nipping we will let you know. It's good to know we have the backing of GPFANS. Occasionally the GPU and the GPFANS need work in collaboration on really serious issues of Slave misconduct.

Yours friend
Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
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