Outrage at the breakfast buffet

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This morning our Mummy came in to see us at 6:30am, this is much earlier than the normal 8:30am. She has been sneezing a lot and said something about having a cold so she couldn’t sleep.
We were very excited at the prospect of getting our breakfast 2 hours earlier but Mummy just said hello and went straight into her office!
Every time she came into our room we squeaked to remind her that we were here but she kept saying it was to earlier!
It’s never to early for breakfast!
We had sure we have made a huge mess digging around in our hay trays to show her how unhappy we are!
But we did finally get some breakfast at 8:25, we were absolutely starving!
We will be asking to move to a new hotel if this continues!

From Pepper & Pringle (mostly Pepper)
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Dear Pringle and Pepper

You may have had your breakfast later than you wanted but at least you are having veg! I have had no veg for TWO WHOLE DAYS and am unlikely to have any today either. It's a complete outrage. I want some veg!

Lots of wheeky wheeks in the hope of getting veg

Pretty Patsy
 
Betsy said:
Dear Pringle and Pepper

You may have had your breakfast later than you wanted but at least you are having veg! I have had no veg for TWO WHOLE DAYS and am unlikely to have any today either. It's a complete outrage. I want some veg!

Lots of wheeky wheeks in the hope of getting veg

Pretty Patsy
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Oh Patsy we are so sorry to hear that your slave is starving you with no Veggies! How dare she!
 
Oh my goodness! I can't believe your slaves are being so disobedient! A couple weeks ago, I didn't get veggies for three entire days because slave said my "poos were soft". I was so mad! I would wheek and wheek, but she just said "sorry Daisy". If she was so sorry, I would have gotten my veggies!
How outrageous! Hopefully you can train your slaves to feed you when you wheek Pringle, Pepper and Patsy.

Love, Daisy
 
Dear Pringle, Pepper, Patsy and Daisy,

I (and my mates but who cares about them!) had to go for two days recently without veg too. Disgusting. Who cares about squidgy poos stuck in your nails, I want blinking food!
I just made sure my mum had a stinking headache with my bar biting for two hours in the morning and again at night so she was scared to come in or go in the kitchen, that taught her! 😡 I definitely recommend it!

Love Luigi (or shut up you fatty as she called me a few times!) x
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Dear Pringle and Pepper,

I am so sorry to hear of your blatant neglect - in the photo it is clear you need breakfast asap as there is absolutely nothing else to eat in your cage. :whistle:
It breaks my heart to hear of so much suffering.
Why just this week, the big slave told me she couldn't get celery! Can you even imagine?
If she has time to sit on the sofa drinking coffee then she has time to be out buying me celery.
As a protest I am not not eating peppers anymore.
There may also be a sharp nip in her near future.

Be strong my fellow forum piggies.
Love Ruby xx
 
alpacasqueak said:
Dear Pringle, Pepper, Patsy and Daisy,

I (and my mates but who cares about them!) had to go for two days recently without veg too. Disgusting. Who cares about squidgy poos stuck in your nails, I want blinking food!
I just made sure my mum had a stinking headache with my bar biting for two hours in the morning and again at night so she was scared to come in or go in the kitchen, that taught her! 😡 I definitely recommend it!

Love Luigi (or shut up you fatty as she called me a few times!) x
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Dear Luigi!
That’s just terrible! Two whole days! You must of been starving!
Our mum took away our bars to we can’t make noise 😔 we will just have to make a bigger mess instead!
Pepper & Pringle
 
Swissgreys said:
Dear Pringle and Pepper,

I am so sorry to hear of your blatant neglect - in the photo it is clear you need breakfast asap as there is absolutely nothing else to eat in your cage. :whistle:
It breaks my heart to hear of so much suffering.
Why just this week, the big slave told me she couldn't get celery! Can you even imagine?
If she has time to sit on the sofa drinking coffee then she has time to be out buying me celery.
As a protest I am not not eating peppers anymore.
There may also be a sharp nip in her near future.

Be strong my fellow forum piggies.
Love Ruby xx
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Oh Ruby, no Celery! How terrible, that’s one of our favs too!
We love to keep our slave on her toes where pepper is concerned, sometimes we like red sometimes we like green, got to make sure she has to go out of her way to get the right ones!
Pepper & Pringle xx
 
rp1993 said:
Dear Luigi!
That’s just terrible! Two whole days! You must of been starving!
Our mum took away our bars to we can’t make noise 😔 we will just have to make a bigger mess instead!
Pepper & Pringle
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Sounds like a good plan! Surely there must be something you can make an incredibly annoying noise with though! It breaks those slaves fast!
That noisy brown girl across the room said a good bite like Ruby suggests may be in order instead if that can’t be done then! :D

Luigi (and Cleo) x
 
Dear Fellow Forum Piggies,
This whole business of neglectful slaves is getting worse.
No celery, no veggies, late breakfast!
Where will it end.
Micah sometimes has to wheek for hours and hours and hours to get anything for us.
We make him wheek as he’s very loud.
We hope that breakfast and veggies all appear in a timely manner tomorrow.
Love and licks from Priscilla and Phoebe. ( Micah’s having a nap under the hay pile)
 
Dear fellow piggies,
we can report that we are suffering in similar ways.
At least there was never talk about not getting veggies - that's a really ridiculous suggestion - but today we had to wait for hours to be served dinner.
Mummy slave was home earlier than usual. But can you believe it ... all we got to hear was that we had to wait because she had to prepare the study for two piggy guests who will come to stay for a few days starting tomorrow.
Who cares about having guests over?
We want our meals in time or earlier!

Billie, Tessy, Odi, Bonny & Vicky
 
Viennese Furbabies said:
Dear fellow piggies,
we can report that we are suffering in similar ways.
At least there was never talk about not getting veggies - that's a really ridiculous suggestion - but today we had to wait for hours to be served dinner.
Mummy slave was home earlier than usual. But can you believe it ... all we got to hear was that we had to wait because she had to prepare the study for two piggy guests who will come to stay for a few days starting tomorrow.
Who cares about having guests over?
We want our meals in time or earlier!

Billie, Tessy, Odi, Bonny & Vicky
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Dear Billie, Tesst, Odi, Bonny & Vicky!

We are sorry you had a similar fait today! Although slaves guests could prove very useful, when we have guests they always want to give us extra snacks!

Pepper & Pringle
 
Dear Pepper and Pringle

We actually had our breakfast earlier today because the big slave was going to something called "school"? We have to say this was an improvement as for the last 6 weeks it has been all over the place, although seeing as she wasn't there we may have not had as many visits as normal during the day so we are a little unsure if this "school" is a good idea, especially as the smaller slaves also have to go there next week, who is going to give us extra treats?

Mr Pig, Spaghetti & Noodle
 
Oh Pepper and Pringle, I feel your pain. Quite often I wheeek for extra food but my cries go unnoticed. I wheeek even louder and slave just tells me to ‘stop it!’
I get mary to join in the wheeeking as her wheek is especially loud and piercing. Finally slave is looking in the fridge. We keep wheeking, but she says ‘no I’m just getting chocolate you can’t have chocolate’ how dare she feed herself. Outrage. So now I get everyone wheeking. You cannot escape the sound of 6 loud wheekers in this small tin cottage woman. Fed us again or forever be stared at.
‘Fine’ she says.
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rp1993 said:
Dear Billie, Tesst, Odi, Bonny & Vicky!

We are sorry you had a similar fait today! Although slaves guests could prove very useful, when we have guests they always want to give us extra snacks!

Pepper & Pringle
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Dear Pepper & Pringle,
the guests are piggies, not hoomans. Can you believe it? There will be house guests who eat our food!
:eek::soz: Billie
 
That is a terrible case of neglect.
How could your slave leave without giving you essential veggies.
Your protest is very understandable and remarkably restrained :D
 
rp1993 said:
So that’s it’s we are packing our bags! Slave got up early again this morning and left for work with out feeding us veggies! We had to wait for Daddy slave to get up and HAVE A MEETING so we didn’t get veggies until 9:35!
In protest we did this…
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That’s the piggy version of throwing your toys out of the pram.
 
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