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Hello fellow forum piggies.
We wanted to know if any other pigs have had the delights of parsnips.
Our slave gave us a small ( Correction from Micah - it was microscopic ) piece of parsnip skin today.
We’ve never had it before and we think it’s sooooooooo yummy.
We want to know why we’ve never had parsnip before.
We are instructing our slave to buy bagfuls of parsnips for us now.
Anypig else know about this wonderful food?
Love from Priscilla, Phoebe and Micah
 
Yes, we have also feasted on the delightful parsnip, we will be wheeking for more. We need to have it on Christmas day or we will be most displeased with our slaves and will complain loudly or even nip.painfully if that lot let us down!
 
Dear Micah, Priscilla and Phoebe,
Once we were tricked by parsnips and also turnips cos they look a bit like apples but then taste of woody soil stuff. I ate mine anyway but gave Mummy the pig eye just so she knew I wasn't fooled, but everyone else hid theirs in the toilet or passed it back through the cage bars and dropped it on the carpet.
We think parsnips are only really food fit for the hoomans who eat our leftovers in a "curry" which makes Daddy's beard smell funny but is worth a sniff if he's also drunk beer, but we are glad you like them and if any turn up in our cage or food bowl we will put them in the post for you.
Love from Theo, who often eats things he doesnt like just to be sure he doesnt like them, before begging for foods he does like x
 
Dear Priscilla, Micah and Phoebe
We have never so much as been offered a piece of parsnip. Our slave describes it as food of the devil, and apparently Holly and Ralph once backed away from a small piece that had snuck into the house under the radar. So as a result the slave has never brought any more into the house. We feel that this is grossly unfair. We didn’t live here at the time, so didn’t get to vote. Please send samples ASAP. Oh, and Please report our slave to the GPU for immediate sanctions. We are starving.
Love Evie, Iris and Boris (aka the bar biters).
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Dear Priscilla, Phoebe and Micah,

I have had parsnip before.
Sometimes I get really excited and absolutely love it and scoff it down in minutes.
And sometimes I don't want parsnip and then I nip the big slave for trying to give it to me.
Parsnip can be complex.

Love Ruby xx
 
Dear Priscilla, Phoebe and Micah

We sometimes like parsnip and sometimes we don't like parsnip. It is complex stuff like Ruby @Swissgreys says. The new girls who live underneath us LOVE parsnip and they get some with their "oat hay" (forage) most days.

Wheaks
The Ever Beautiful Betsy and Shy Little Meg
 
Parsnip is a massive hit in this house but since the vet told me not to feed root veg they only get a tiny bit very occasionally.
 
Dear Priscilla, Phoebe and Micah,

Our slave has not offered us parsnip yet but we will be demanding to try it as soon as possible so we really hope that she adds them to her shopping list. She is still learning about us but we love her and have recently started to nudge her hand with our noses when she goes to scratch our heads, because we would rather have a yummy treat than a head scratch.

Anyway, back to the parsnips - if they are sweet like carrot we think we will love them. We'll let you know, if we ever get any.

Love from Kevin and Perry
aka the Teenage Tearaways.
 
Dear Priscilla, Phoebe and Micah,
We have never seen a parsnip, thank you for telling us about them.
We don't think our hooomans buy parsnips, we will have to try and persuade them.
Good luck getting more.
Hector and Hamish
 
Dear Priscilla, Phoebe and Micah,

We have been given parsnip before, and we can assure you it is the devil's spawn. It tastes like dirt, and is so rude as it is impersonating delicious carrots. Weirdly, Violet liked them when she was alive, but she was a strange soul so her opinion is discounted. We always leave it on the plate, so thankfully we haven't seen its ugly face for quite some time.

Love Daisy, Oscar and Poppet.
 
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