Patchy was too scared to look at the scales...she put on weight and was not happy that it’s all gone to her bum. She couldn’t understand why mummy was so happy she didn’t lose any. She has asked me not to share her numbers.
Remind her that a big bum is VERY fashionable just now. Some people pay good money for but implants to look just like she does for free! (It's what I tell myself, so it should work for her too)
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