Penis spines!

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Very random post but I was checking Ollie's boar bits and at first I thought, gosh he has bits of white hair stuck on his little willy (Theo always has pale hair stuck there) then I thought no he can't have, his wife is a) naked and b) definitely a dusky skinned brunette... I saw penis spines! That is some impressive willy augmentation Ollie, mummy is very glad she realised it wasnt something to clean off! Ollie is glad too :) he wonders if it deserves a carrot but sorry Ollie old chap you are now our heaviest piggy at 1188g so you can make do with parsley and beansprouts...
 
piggieminder said:
Poor Ollie, bet you had him worried for a moment there!
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I had myself worried, I'm a bit all over the place today because my Mum just came out of hospital then my dishwasher drain blocked then there were 8 piggies to clean out and weigh and health check because we missed last weekend's weigh in and health check... so glad I read the issue of Guinea Pig Magazine featuring penis spines and realised what they were! I can see how they would be very useful to Ollie seeing as his excitable hyperactive skinny pig wife runs laps of the cage whenever she gets excited, and his wonky legs stop him catching up if she runs away lol :) He has an impressive pair of them anyway!
 
Pleased to hear your Mum has come out of hospital, bet she'll be pleased to be home. Good old Guinea Pig magazine, you just reminded me I need to renew my subscription. Things like blocked drains never happen when you've not got much on. I hope you manage to have a bit of a rest tomorrow.
 
Thank goodness the male of the human species don’t have them! Haha
 
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