Pepper & Pringles Thread

Betsy said:
Dear GPU
My Forum Friends Pepper and Pringle are deprived! They are only allowed ONE pea flake! ONE! What's the point of ONE pea flake? Their Slave might as well not bother! Even my Slave gives us 3 pea flakes per night (and we think that is stingy) but ONE? That is super stingy and clearly not on!
Yours hoping for lots of pea flakes
The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
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Dear GPU TOAOT

Pepper & Pringles slave would like to say they are not pea flake deprived and they get 3-4 per day, one after hoovering which happens twice a day and one for looking extra cute!
Pepper & Pringles slave
 
rp1993 said:
Dear GPU TOAOT

Pepper & Pringles slave would like to say they are not pea flake deprived and they get 3-4 per day, one after hoovering which happens twice a day and one for looking extra cute!
Pepper & Pringles slave
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Dear Pepper & Pringles Slave

That's what you claim! However, I don't believe a word of it!

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward

PS I DO NOT appreciate being called THOAT! I went through a long and arduous interview process to be chosen as Shop Steward!
 
The boys were very happy to see our cleaning lady today, they haven’t left the front of the cage since she got here..
they are currently wheeking at her, I don’t think they understand she’s not going to feed them 😂
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weepweeps said:
Hey lady. Over here. Feed us please we are starving hungry and haven’t been fed for at least 20 whole minutes. 🤣
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It gets worse we have ran out of Lettuce & Pepper! We have to wait until the shopping arrives tomorrow morning! We got extra coriander and a few spinach leaves instead but still! Not having 5 options of veg to choose from is just outrageous!
 
rp1993 said:
It gets worse we have ran out of Lettuce & Pepper! We have to wait until the shopping arrives tomorrow morning! We got extra coriander and a few spinach leaves instead but still! Not having 5 options of veg to choose from is just outrageous!
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You’re going to get some stick from the GPU if you’re not careful.
Who knows the GPFANS may also get involved :D
 
Dear GPU
It has been brought to my attention by Pepper and Pringle that their slave has run out of lettuce and pepper:yikes: (the veg not the guinea pig!). They did not have their 5 a day. How can they be expected to remain healthy? Their Slave thought that they wouldn't notice the extra coriander and extra spinach but being very clever piggies they did notice and WERE NOT happy! Doesn't their Slave realise that too much spinach is bad for them and may lead to painful bladder stones? Their Slave has told them that the food order will arrive tomorrow morning with their veg in it. Really would it be too much to ask their Slave not to run out of veg?

Yours hoping for lots of yummy veg

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
 
Betsy said:
Dear GPU
It has been brought to my attention by Pepper and Pringle that their slave has run out of lettuce and pepper:yikes: (the veg not the guinea pig!). They did not have their 5 a day. How can they be expected to remain healthy? Their Slave thought that they wouldn't notice the extra coriander and extra spinach but being very clever piggies they did notice and WERE NOT happy! Doesn't their Slave realise that too much spinach is bad for them and may lead to painful bladder stones? Their Slave has told them that the food order will arrive tomorrow morning with their veg in it. Really would it be too much to ask their Slave not to run out of veg?

Yours hoping for lots of yummy veg

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
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Dear GPU

Slave is very sorry for the upset caused by running out of the 5 a day veggies. Slave does know that Spinach is high in calcium but felt for a one off it would be okay!
Slave will make sure she does a top up shop over the weekend this week so we don’t run out next Monday!
An ashamed slave
 
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