Perfect piggy bride looking for a model groom!

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The Wedding Crasher, who after one to many at the free bar has a good old boogie on the dance floor!
"Dannnciiing Queeen, feel the beat from the tambourine....oooohhhh yeahhhh!
You can dance, you can jiveee
Having the time of your life..oOoOOooo!"

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The father of the Bride...having suitably mixed (and slightly polar) feelings about the situation (as all dads do when they have to give away their daughters ;))


Well I suppose he's a fine chappie....and she seems happy....

...Oi.....Mr!



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You'd better make my girlie happy and if you EVER make her cry, well son-in-law-to-be, then my goodness you;ll have me to answer to!


Edit: And no I don;t ring those filthy guinea pig chatline numbers
 
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HairlessWillow7 said:
This thread is so funny! :)):)):))

Here's the old, balding uncle who only comes out for special family occasions!
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I have tears of laughter running down my face.....i'll have to show this to my balding uncle who actually only turns up to weddings/funerals :)):x

Hahah!
 
the crazy ex-girlfriend who clearly wasn't invited!

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The sister of the groom who's come all the way from Australia.

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The guest who has had far to much wine and she's ended up falling in a bush....

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Fantastic photoshopping, this thread has really made me smile!
 
Awesome thread! Love all of the gorgeous piggies and the story is so funny! Wedding photo is also fab!
 
Another naughty cousin who sneaked into the buffet early....

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And Granny who is wondering what all the fuss is about.....

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This is the Guinea Pig who wanted to marry the beautiful bride but got turned down because he is way to young. So now he is in his room crying about it. Poor Guy is heart broken :(

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Whee are not too sure what whee gonna do about mummy........whee is really worried.............she was happily looking thru.......THEN SHE SAW ......... well you guys know what she saw.......

Our machine is just overloaded, Nexy is worried that even with the help of Tommy and Bella it just wont be enough...........:...:...:...

Give us sometime please whee gonna work hard.........


TAP TAP TAP ........................TINKER TINKER TINKER...................HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER...................


TO BE CONTINUED.............
 
Velvey i'm exhausted i've spent hours and hours on this machine......... Bella and Tommy have been wonderful ................ fantastic well done guys!

WOOOOOOOOF TWEEEEEEEEET you're welcome Velvet !

Now tell me is it ready? well yup whee're pretty sure it will work............just need to crank her up!

So will i do the count down? Yeah sure but whee'll have to start from the beginning tho......... ahhhh got you ok Nexy..

on the count of three

ONE TWO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP ......................JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP .........................

ok now go for it Nexy....... okie dokie Velvey..........

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP .....................PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP ..........................PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP ...................o....................PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP .....................oh my.......................GULP................ohhh feeling woozey ................... (oh fuzz butt, come on everyone together!)................PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP .....................oh thanks girls.............GULP.....................gorgeous................handsome..................
pretty....................pinkalicious.................two toned....................luscious................kissable ones............sweeeeeet.......................cute...................wonderful.................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

PIGGIE LIPS, TOOFIES and TONGUES ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh xoxoxoxoxoxo

OMG this thread is just drool (times infinity) drool
 
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