• DONATIONS NOW OPEN! TGPF relies on donations to run. If you'd like to donate towards running costs you can find out more HERE
  • Fresh grass and lawn tips to avoid springtime deaths Click here for details

Petition for more apple in our diet

I had to learn to hold blueberries in a very specific way and be ready to act quickly when Blitzen was getting his blueberries because I'd lose my fingers otherwise. He'd have the whole finger off if he thought you were holding out on him. We lead dangerous lives, don't we?
 
Mine 3 old gals living life in the Luxury Penthouse Suite demand pea flakes every night, followed by a couple of very small cubes of dried apple then forage spread around the hutch and of course their Slave gives in to their demands. I know which side of my bread is buttered!
 
Lorcan said:
I had to learn to hold blueberries in a very specific way and be ready to act quickly when Blitzen was getting his blueberries because I'd lose my fingers otherwise. He'd have the whole finger off if he thought you were holding out on him. We lead dangerous lives, don't we?
Click to expand...
I’m trying to devise a blueberry delivering catapult to deliver them to Evie. Those gnashers! Boris, on the other hand is the most gentle, soft mouthed piggy who never nips, and takes a blueberry with such gentle precision.
 
VickiA said:
I’m trying to devise a blueberry delivering catapult to deliver them to Evie. Those gnashers! Boris, on the other hand is the most gentle, soft mouthed piggy who never nips, and takes a blueberry with such gentle precision.
Click to expand...

Is Boris a long lost relation to Comet? Because Comet was the exact same way. If he so much as touched your finger with his teeth he'd go away and come back to try again, as if he felt bad he touched your finger. It was like I had both Pinky and The Brain in my bedroom.
 
VickiA said:
I dared to have blueberries for breakfast with my skyr and I was greeted this morning by some very active bar biting antics by Evie (she with the teeth like @Swissgreys Ruby) with heavyweight back up by Boris the chunk. Evie and Boris would like to add the daily delivery of multiple blueberries to the petition, please.


View attachment 183191
Click to expand...
Dear Eve and Boris, of course we can add other fruits to our petition. I can understand your need for blueberries - hand delivered and without the need to risk your teeth in order to get our slave moving.

But to add blueberries to our dailey nutrition requirements we will probably need the help of Ever Beautiful Betsy and the GPU again.

Piggy kisses from Billie
 
Viennese Furbabies said:
Dear Eve and Boris, of course we can add other fruits to our petition. I can understand your need for blueberries - hand delivered and without the need to risk your teeth in order to get our slave moving.

But to add blueberries to our dailey nutrition requirements we will probably need the help of Ever Beautiful Betsy and the GPU again.

Piggy kisses from Billie
Click to expand...
The Ever Beautiful Betsy is already drafting a letter on another thread about the neglect and negligence of piggy Slaves Slave training for idiots @weepweeps
 
Dear BILLIE
I to would also like to demand more fruit (especially blueberries) I know the humans think I haven't noticed that my weekly treat of 6 peices of fruit is in fact just one berry cut up very small and shared with my brother but I have noticed humans I HAVE NOTICED and I am not amused! You call this a treat its barely a crumb!
Kind regards
Sweet Potato
 
Sweet Potato said:
Dear BILLIE
I to would also like to demand more fruit (especially blueberries) I know the humans think I haven't noticed that my weekly treat of 6 peices of fruit is in fact just one berry cut up very small and shared with my brother but I have noticed humans I HAVE NOTICED and I am not amused! You call this a treat its barely a crumb!
Kind regards
Sweet Potato
Click to expand...
I know exactley what you mean, Sweet Potatoe. The pieces just get smaller and smaller all the time. :eek:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top