Easter has been celebrated with a special gala dinner given in honour of the latest members joining the PIG UN.
A gala dinner has been held in honour of the latest members joining the PIG-UN.
During the festivities the new members have been able to meet with various delegates and get tips and hints on how to operate in the jungle of cavy politics!
“You can usually ignore the secretary general’s speeches, but don’t show it or he’ll get miffed!”
“Try and stay out of the heated debates; some heavy cavies simply love too much throwing their weight around!”
“We have a strong’s women’s right’s faction in the UN; you’re welcome to join! It has gained some real political weight now!”
“Thanks! Would mind telling me your secret for gaining weight quickly?”
“You can run your own subventions racket, as long as you stay away from my interests!”
“Just find your own source of extra income. But better be careful not be too obvious about it!
The public is catching on and we do not want to have our diets cut!”
“Sounds like there’s a lot more going on in here than meets the eye!”
(Please wait for the next instalment!)
A gala dinner has been held in honour of the latest members joining the PIG-UN.
During the festivities the new members have been able to meet with various delegates and get tips and hints on how to operate in the jungle of cavy politics!
“You can usually ignore the secretary general’s speeches, but don’t show it or he’ll get miffed!”
“Try and stay out of the heated debates; some heavy cavies simply love too much throwing their weight around!”
“We have a strong’s women’s right’s faction in the UN; you’re welcome to join! It has gained some real political weight now!”
“Thanks! Would mind telling me your secret for gaining weight quickly?”
“You can run your own subventions racket, as long as you stay away from my interests!”
“Just find your own source of extra income. But better be careful not be too obvious about it!
The public is catching on and we do not want to have our diets cut!”
“Sounds like there’s a lot more going on in here than meets the eye!”
(Please wait for the next instalment!)