Piggie Poo does not taste like Chocolate, , , Official, ,

[David Piggie Lover]

OK ,

I had a cornatto (strawberry) and I threw away the silver cone that you hold whilst eating one (ok here we go) just 1 cornatto give it to me,,,,,,,
Later i was emptying the bin and I notice in the bottom of the foil was the chocolate that settles in the pointy end, , and well chuffed when it tipped into my hand and it got dispatched in my mouth, , , it was soft and to be honest not tasty as I expected, , oh well, ,
Then it dawned on me , , I had emptied Mrs Dougal's poos into the bin , , , from her corner cup, , , .
It was a POO .

 

[Free Ranger]

Down the hatch!
I'm guessing that wasn't on your bucket list

 

[RedLoredAmazon]

Oh no! That sounds awful! That was definitely not a treat!

 

[David Piggie Lover]

Down the hatch!
I'm guessing that wasn't on your bucket list

I guess it removes the emmm wonder what it does taste like or is that just me, lo,

 

[Zanzan]

Oh you have made me laugh out loud! Thank you for that!

 

[Julesie]

that’s so horrifying you poor guy. Would much rather the chocolate

 

[Bill & Ted]

Well I hope that stops you eating out of bins David

 

[David Piggie Lover]

that’s so horrifying you poor guy. Would much rather the chocolate

Oh yes,

 

[David Piggie Lover]

Well I hope that stops you eating out of bins David

Not my most popular moment, , ,

 

[Betsy]

@David Piggie Lover you have made my cry with laughter that is just so hilarious!

 

[LollyJJ]

Oh gosh I'm cackling away here, that's just too bad but so funny You'll be triple checking that never happens again

 

[David Piggie Lover]

@David Piggie Lover you have made my cry with laughter that is just so hilarious!

Was so silly,,, but funny, as soon as I realised, , Dopy Dave

 

[Siikibam]

this has to be the worst realisation!

On a serious note, did it taste of anything or did you spit, floss, brush and rinse soon as you realised?

 

[Hope4gem]

 

[Julie M]

Thats so funny. Ive never eaten piggie poop but my dog tells me its delicious.

I have however been walking around before with a "stone" in my shoe..........nope it was a pig poop.
*edit I also found one in my pocket of my trousers at work. I don't know how that happened. Had to pretend it was a sweet wrapper and casually put it in the bin. Ha ha.

 

[Betsy]

edit I also found one in my pocket of my trousers at work. I don't know how that happened. Had to pretend it was a sweet wrapper and casually put it in the bin. Ha ha.

That's nothing I've found piggy poo in my bra before!

 

[David Piggie Lover]

this has to be the worst realisation!

On a serious note, did it taste of anything or did you spit, floss, brush and rinse soon as you realised?

As it was deeply gone and course not being chocolate,,,, , ,I just Squeaked

 

[weepweeps]

That's nothing I've found piggy poo in my bra before!

Just how?

 

[weepweeps]

Don’t worry Dave it’s like I used to say to my children when they were little “family germs” are ok to share.

 

[Betsy]

Just how?

Not sure. It was after cleaning out the hutch though.

 

[Claire W]

They just wanted to share with you

 

[alpacasqueak]

Oh Dave, even I haven’t tried that and I’ve eaten all sorts when it comes to these beasts sharing their wealth!
Wonder what Mrs Dougal thinks about you munching her plops?!

 

[rhymer]

OMG! So funny, made my day.xx

 

[David Piggie Lover]

They just wanted to share with you

Oh that's why they poop so much. Lol. X

 

[David Piggie Lover]

Oh Dave, even I haven’t tried that and I’ve eaten all sorts when it comes to these beasts sharing their wealth!
Wonder what Mrs Dougal thinks about you munching her plops?!

She's making me more for tea .

 

[VickiA]

This thread has me howling with laughter

 

[David Piggie Lover]

Poop Monster.

 

[Flutterby]

 

[Bill & Ted]

Don’t wake up wheeking in the night!

 

[Merab]

This is soooooooo funny