Piggy’s Secret Diary (shhh, don’t tell mummy! 🤫)

[Abisquartet]

We don't eat cucumber, but we'll suggest extra lettuce ... heehee.

- Latte

My hooman turned her back for a minute to put some fibreplex on a treat and I had my head in the lettuce bag! I thought I was being sneaky but apparently not

Then when she turned back I thought I’d be in trouble but I know I was too cute to be mad at

- Toffee

 

[Abisquartet]

Evening all,

I’m just popping on to show you all my lovely new hat! Mummy says I’m supposed to sit in it but why would I when it looks so pretty on my head!

Lots of wheeks,

Toffee

 

[Princess Dustmop]

Humans just don't understand. I love your hat!

Latte

 

[Merab]

It's your Toffee - you wear it, sit on it or do anything you wish with it.
Some slaves have no imagination

 

[Abisquartet]

Another first for us all here at piggy HQ! We’ve had our first outdoor grass time!

Mummy said we can’t be here too long munching on grass because it might upset our tummies but in our limited experience it’s definitely a hit, and lying on the nice cool grass has been a relief from the heat today!

 

[Abisquartet]

Hello fellow piggies and piggy slaves!

Mummy got us a new toy from some place called Wilko’s - I imagine that’s some place where the humans go to get only piggy supplies but I’m unsure and will have to get back to you all on that.

There’s grass and flowers inside, and the cardboard on the outside is extra yummy! It was very interesting for about 30 seconds but we’re all pretty much over it now. The younger piggies were extra excited but as the older and sophisticated boy that I am, I wasn’t very impressed and after a few sniffs I toddled back to my hay.

Wheeks,

Domino

 

[LondonLady]

Hello fellow piggies and piggy slaves!

Mummy got us a new toy from some place called Wilko’s - I imagine that’s some place where the humans go to get only piggy supplies but I’m unsure and will have to get back to you all on that.

There’s grass and flowers inside, and the cardboard on the outside is extra yummy! It was very interesting for about 30 seconds but we’re all pretty much over it now. The younger piggies were extra excited but as the older and sophisticated boy that I am, I wasn’t very impressed and after a few sniffs I toddled back to my hay.

Wheeks,

Domino

Ooh Domino, we think you should tell Mummy to go back to Wilko's and see what else she can find. Our human loves Wilko's (they sell lots of things for humans as well as piggies) and she sometimes buys things for us there. In fact she says she's going there next week to buy us a present to celebrate our two year anniversary... We're hoping it's another carrot cottage....

Biscuit & Toffee x

 

[Merab]

How lovely for you Domino.
We love our hay cube which was also stuffed with yummy stuff.
We hope you get lots more treats from Wilko.
Love from Priscilla and Micah

 

[Abisquartet]

Another upgrade to our happy home! Mummy has been in touch with the contractors and we’ve had a kitchen renovation! I’ve been told upgrading your kitchen can take weeks, but mummy fashioned our stylish new lunch spot in just a few minutes.

We’ve haven’t yet done our zoomies through the hay but have very much enjoyed the free roam munching now available to us. Our old hay rack is in the background of this picture and we chewed right through the bottom bar so now we’re chef piggies in our kitchen

Lots of wheeks,

Simba

 

[Abisquartet]

A brand new treat was presented to us today! Mummy calls it WaTeRMeLoN, I call it DELLISHUS

 

[Betsy]

A brand new treat was presented to us today! Mummy calls it WaTeRMeLoN, I call it DELLISHUS

Loving the drippy bits you're leaving for later! Or does the clean up crew get to enjoy that?

 

[Abisquartet]

This new fleece forest is lovely!

Although my brother Simba does try and rumble his way in sometimes… but being the lovely piggy I am, I do let him have a go (only when I get fed up of him!)

Toffee