PigglePuggle
Senior Guinea Pig
This is a weird one, hopefully not too serious, but after Theo got upset with piggy daddy and bit him after the vet nurse trip for nail trims and boy areas cleaning yesterday, piggy daddy said he snapped and lunged at his favorite wife Puggle too. Theo was understandably a bit upset after the vet nurse and he only snapped and lunged once because he was scared... no damage done... but... today Lady Puggle is coming into season and... she mounted Theo and humped him up and down the cage then shoved him into the least favourable cage corner! He's as big as the big boss lady pig now, Puggle's the smallest pig by a long way, they are the most happily predictably married couple usually... but Puggle has humped him up and down and nose-up chin-up challenged him today and made him an outcast, she's let Blodwen take his favorite bed and peed on him and his dinner and he's lost all his husboar charms apparently. Poor boy. His new misteress Blodwen eloped with the boss lady, his most favourite wife is dominating him... will Puggle forgive him? He's clearly ranked bottom of the herd today, he's a bit confused being a bloke and he looks a bit sad... I mean respect to Puggle for her feminist stance on male aggression but... they are a herd of guinea pigs and Theo is a lovely husboar really, I never thought his most beloved ginger piggy queen would do this to him!
