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Pssst Eddi...

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Tigermoth

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Hey, Eddi, mate, you need to get yourself on a plane or something. My slave came home with a punnet of blueberries for us today. 50p. FIFTY pence. Oh yes. I'd take a picture but I'm too busy hiding under a stick bridge to keep cool, you know how it is.

Power to the Pigs

Peace Out

Timmy
 
Hey, Eddi, mate, you need to get yourself on a plane or something. My slave came home with a punnet of blueberries for us today. 50p. FIFTY pence. Oh yes. I'd take a picture but I'm too busy hiding under a stick bridge to keep cool, you know how it is.

Power to the Pigs

Peace Out

Timmy
Dear Timmy,

Please move over.
I am on my way.
Today we had grass time and hazel branches but NO blueberries.
I will be there in about 5 hours.
Save me a seat (and more importantly some blueberries).

Love Eddi
 
Dear Timmy,

Please move over.
I am on my way.
Today we had grass time and hazel branches but NO blueberries.
I will be there in about 5 hours.
Save me a seat (and more importantly some blueberries).

Love Eddi
Eddi. Mate. Hitch. Smallest Slave appears to have nearly eaten all the blueberries. I've stood here at the side of the pen doing that stupid face that they seem to like but all I got was a flipping nugget. Bad times. Bad bad times.

Vive la Pigolution.
 
Bad times. Bad bad times.

Vive la Pigolution.

Guys. Guys.

We can't let the slaves keep this up. It's torture. We propose a new tax - our slaves should feed us in blueberries as payment. In return, we don't take over the world.

Fair trade, yes? We thought so.

B&C
 
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