Pull a cracker

[Mrs Sport_Billy]

@h_and_piggies a metal spring with a ring for some reason

 

[AidaB]

@AidaB a tiny useless notepad is all yoursView attachment 192220

Thank you…. Perhaps I can use it for mini lists!

 

[h_and_piggies]

@h_and_piggies a metal spring with a ring for some reason
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I’m sure I’ll find good use for it

 

[Sweet Potato]

Can I pull a cracker please. I don't care what I get as long as it's useless

 

[Mrs Sport_Billy]

@Hannah_xx much thanks to Vicky for the idea!

 

[Mrs Sport_Billy]

@teddymouse
We appear to be on the better quality crackers now - a working pen

 

[flowerfairy]

I actually have a teeny note pad just like the one above!

 

[flowerfairy]

My mum used to make crackers. They were fab.

 

[Mrs Sport_Billy]

@Sweet Potato oh no back to the cheap crackers

 

[Mrs Sport_Billy]

My mum used to make crackers. They were fab.

That's very cool - I suspect the presents were better than the ones on here tonight!

 

[VickiA]

My mum used to make crackers. They were fab.

I've made mine this year.

 

[VickiA]

That's very cool - I suspect the presents were better than the ones on here tonight!

My crackers actually have some quite cool gifts inside. Well, at least I think they are cool.

 

[flowerfairy]

That's very cool - I suspect the presents were better than the ones on here tonight!

Hard to imagine, but they just might have been!

 

[Sweet Potato]

@Sweet Potato oh no back to the cheap crackers
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I feel like I could find a use for that

 

[Sweet Potato]

I'm making mine this year. Kazoos in all of them with the name of a song so we can play guess the tune

 

[Merab]

I have never understood this tradition but ok
hoping for a cheesy joke!

I think we had a cracker joke thread once. I’ll see if I can find it and we can intersperse a few jokes with these wonderful useless gifts, if that’s ok @Mrs Sport_Billy

 

[VickiA]

I'm making mine this year. Kazoos in all of them with the name of a song so we can play guess the tune

I so wish I had thought of that! It's brilliant. Next year....

 

[Mrs Sport_Billy]

I think we had a cracker joke thread once. I’ll see if I can find it and we can intersperse a few jokes with these wonderful useless gifts, if that’s ok @Mrs Sport_Billy

that would be fab - I maybe running out of present ideas!

 

[Merab]

Found it - December 2018. I started it!

What do you call a penguin in the desert.

Lost

 

[Merab]

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam

 

[Betsy]

What is the biggest ant?

An Elephant

 

[Qualcast&Flymo]

Am I too late for a cracker? Have they all gone?

 

[Mrs Sport_Billy]

@Qualcast&Flymo there was one lurking at the back of the under the stairs cupboard...........

 

[Qualcast&Flymo]

One of the cheaper ones then - it shows! Mr @sport_billy is a right skinflint.

 

[Merab]

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even

 

[Qualcast&Flymo]

*groan*

 

[Hannah_xx]

@Hannah_xx much thanks to Vicky for the idea!View attachment 192231

That’s adorable! I love it