Rehoming My Humans

[Mrs Sport_Billy]

Does anyone want my humans? They bathed me and now I want better trained ones. No picture as they aren't cute like me and it won't help me to rehome them.

Love Sarsaparilla

 

[artcasper]

are they house trained ?

 

[helen105281]

Oh Saspy I bet you loved your bath really

 

[Mrs Sport_Billy]

are they house trained ?

No they have some very odd habits. They don't leave their poop all over the living room like I do. Also they don't pinch food from each other's mouths. Very odd and they do not understand what portion sizes particularly when it comes to lettuce.

Oh Saspy I bet you loved your bath really

No.

 

[BossHogg]

No thanks, your male human has some very strange habits, I wouldn't like to come in from work and catch him wearing my wife's clothes!

 

[sport_billy]

I look real pretty in a skirt and may I add @BossHogg you love it

 

[BossHogg]

I prefer the gold hot pants if I'm being honest!

 

[Julie M]

This post cheered me up. Thanks. Sasparilla.

 

[artcasper]

I will leave it then.... they sound weird hang on in there ! X

 

[Pawz]

Do they come with gold hotpants?

 

[DM090820]

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[Mrs Sport_Billy]

Do they come with gold hotpants?

The male one does and a wig but I am hoping to rehome them together as they are bonded and the female one won't associate with the male one if he is dressing up as Kylie.

Love Sarsaparilla.

 

[VickiA]

 

[Pawz]

The male one does and a wig but I am hoping to rehome them together as they are bonded and the female one won't associate with the male one if he is dressing up as Kylie.

Love Sarsaparilla.

That is such a terrible shame. I would have loved to watch the gold hotpants prancing around while I popcorn in my cage. Entertainment while eating! But if it makes the female rumblestrut...hoomans are strange. Sorry guess we can't take them.

Freyja