Rosie and Lily have something to say

[RosieLily]

Dear hoomans and fellow piggy-comrades of the internet,

Our servant *cough* hooman has left us for 10 days for what she claims is a "very important work trip that puts food in our bellies". Can you believe this nonsense? How very dare she leave us for an eternity and send us to the hands of her sister who only refers to us as fluffy potatoes and isn't as easily manipulated at snack time? Outrageous.

We know our hooman will miss us dearly, so despite all our shenanigans, we will behave (sometimes) and watch over her sister's home the same way we look over our hooman's. We will try not to scream at her sister too much or chew on her rings like we did last time.

Here we were this morning looking cute and chonky as ever.

 

[Betsy]

Dear Rosie and Lily

I feel your pain! My Slave goes gallivanting instead of a "very important work trip that puts food in our bellies" and l have to go to and stay with Aunty Lilli. It's lovely when my Slave comes back and I get to go home. I don't like being unceremoniously plonked in the travel carrier and locked in the dark but I do have airline snacks and loads of hay and I am put on a lovely soft fleece in the carrier, but I still don't like being in there.

Play up for your Slave's sister. Sisters like that. They love you bar chewing and wheeking all day and night as it reminds them that you are the ones who need to be waited on paw and paw.

Yours outraged that your Slave should leave you for such a long time.

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward

 

[Merab]

Dear Rosie and Lilli,
You may be fluffy potatoes but you are very cute fluffy potatoes .
We hope your hooman will provide you with every luxury a piggy could want when she comes home as this work trip is supposedly for your benefit.
Love from Micah, Naomi and Ruth