flintstones
Senior Guinea Pig
Being a slave is a full-time job, there's been suitcases and whisper's of a holiday?! Someone said it was a trip of a lifetime but we piggies aren't going?
Guys that can only mean one thing - Sabotage!
So Mr Fred, how's that cyst doing? It's good guy's ripe for me to have an off day, the slave will never leave us. Que a puffy Fred, and some disgusting substances - I won't show the picture.
Don't worry Mr Fred, I've already had that little lump checked. Little clean up and you'll be bright as rain.
Quick guy's let's re-group - Milo's turn..

Can only be one thing, don't worry piggies I have this all in hand still got my medication from the last outbreak, wasn't that lucky.
How was your bath Milo?

Don't worry guy's the pig sitter's know what to do - We'll be seeing you in a week!
Anybody else's piggies as evil as my lot

Guys that can only mean one thing - Sabotage!
So Mr Fred, how's that cyst doing? It's good guy's ripe for me to have an off day, the slave will never leave us. Que a puffy Fred, and some disgusting substances - I won't show the picture.
Don't worry Mr Fred, I've already had that little lump checked. Little clean up and you'll be bright as rain.
Quick guy's let's re-group - Milo's turn..

Can only be one thing, don't worry piggies I have this all in hand still got my medication from the last outbreak, wasn't that lucky.
How was your bath Milo?

Don't worry guy's the pig sitter's know what to do - We'll be seeing you in a week!
Anybody else's piggies as evil as my lot
