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Saxy Boar Looking for Love

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Mimic is a 2 year old boar looking for a special sow to enter his life. He is into sleeping, wiping his sexy stank around the cage fleece, popcorning and eating endless volumes of hay. He is looking to pass on his saxy genes and would like a healthy fertile sow with a big pair of trousers.

All enquiries should send a saxy picture to Mimic at The Cage. A date away from the other non-saxy boars in the cage will be arranged in the event that you, the sow, looks good enough.

Here's a picture to proove how saxy-legged and manly Mimic is.
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Yo - this is a joke, although I'm sure Mimic would *love* to share a cage and pellet bowl with a sow. If you don't think it's funny then Drama Llama to you! :)
 
Thank you for this :))
Very cute x)

I thought you was being serious at first :))

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Can I have a visit from Drama Llama anyway? :p

He is very saxy legged.
 
NOW you've given Llewelyn ideas.... :{

Thank you for making me laugh! :)):)):))
 
Can I have a visit from Drama Llama anyway?
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Only if your next comment is something along the lines of "Tea you are so mean you're going to kill your boar and his homosexual relationship by forcing him into a marriage with a big-trousered breedable sow! You should know that it's bad for a sow's health to need to wear big trousers and the idea of anthropomorphising animals is dangerous and disgusting..." Then zee Drama Llama may happen..

... Mimic says Drama Llama has no place on this thread because it may take the focus away from his saxy legs. He is also borderline emo because he hasn't had any saxy sows giving him their picture yet.

Boys are big headed anyway lol
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I'm not making this up, seriously. Mimic asked me to tell you that his head isn't the only think which is big. Look at his saxy _____.

(Oh, that could be a game! "Mimic has a big saxy ____" fill in the blank. Thumbs down to those who say belly)

...YOU WANT A FERTILE SOW?
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Nae, read again: Fertile sow with big trousers. Big trousers means saxy big bottom and lots of extra baggage to help make healthy and plump Mimi-Mimics :)

I was gonna report you then!
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Is the officer a saxy sow? If so, I'm sure Mimic would have lurved it... umm... I not-so-much ;)


@ Frank Sophiew and Vickyt - :) I'm glad I've brightened your day/made you laugh... um... I mean... GUYS this is serious! Serious replies to Mimic's request for lurve only, please. Sheesh... time wasters! -c
 
Pepperpot has seriously big trousers, although not evident from this pic, and would love to be the saxy girl to your sazy boar.... as long as no-one tells Captain Jack (shhhh!)

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Hehehe!
 
Mimic would like to know if Pepperpot knows how to bring carrots to a hungry boar pig without eating it herself?

(She's gorgeous!)
 
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