Cavy Kung-Fu
Adult Guinea Pig
Let me set the scene.
It was a dark, cold evening. The piggy slave had rushed from being at work all day, been to Tesco for supplies and dashed home and got changed hoping for a relaxing evening of cuddles. However, it was more eventful than I anticipated!
4 piggy cuddles, 3 wardrobe changes, 2 offenders and 1 tired mummy.
Subject #1: Bellatrix (also known as The Troll Under The Bridge or Tiny Temper) who had her treat, gave me a kiss or two and purring away like a machine and suddenly... A burning sensation. I thought I was on fire. I was covered in more piggy wee than I ever thought was possible! I swear I heard her laugh at me. She posed for her selfie (she loves seeing herself on camera) before her return home. Wardrobe change!
Subject #2: Tonks (also known as Ballerina Butt) who also had her treat, gave kisses settled down and relaxed... A little too much! Fresh clothes and underwear soaked through again. So she moved out of the wet patch aaaand... Had a nap. The audacity! Cold and wet, but I let her doze for a bit before poops started to appear and she was put back into piggy prison.
And they will all be wanting their veggies soon! Remind me, why do I let them get away with such atrocities and THEN feed them?!
It was a dark, cold evening. The piggy slave had rushed from being at work all day, been to Tesco for supplies and dashed home and got changed hoping for a relaxing evening of cuddles. However, it was more eventful than I anticipated!
4 piggy cuddles, 3 wardrobe changes, 2 offenders and 1 tired mummy.
Subject #1: Bellatrix (also known as The Troll Under The Bridge or Tiny Temper) who had her treat, gave me a kiss or two and purring away like a machine and suddenly... A burning sensation. I thought I was on fire. I was covered in more piggy wee than I ever thought was possible! I swear I heard her laugh at me. She posed for her selfie (she loves seeing herself on camera) before her return home. Wardrobe change!
Subject #2: Tonks (also known as Ballerina Butt) who also had her treat, gave kisses settled down and relaxed... A little too much! Fresh clothes and underwear soaked through again. So she moved out of the wet patch aaaand... Had a nap. The audacity! Cold and wet, but I let her doze for a bit before poops started to appear and she was put back into piggy prison.
And they will all be wanting their veggies soon! Remind me, why do I let them get away with such atrocities and THEN feed them?!