Dear Fellow Forum Piggies,
I have decided that we should post our Christmas Lists here, to give our slaves some help working out what we really want for Christmas.
If you are like me you are lucky enough to have good slaves, but even though they try hard, sometimes that isn't quite enough.
For example sometimes my slaves (but mostly the big, boring one) think I need things like a bum bath or my nails clipped, when what I really need is a blueberry.
See what I mean? Clearly they can be a bit clueless, so lets help them out.
My Christmas wish list by Eddi
1. Blueberries
2. Wooden things for me to destroy in a manly way
3. A cuddle with the smallest slave (my favourite one)
4. A huge tray filled with piles and piles of fresh hay (which technically I get every day anyway, but it never hurts to remind them)
5. An edible Christmas tree (pear or apple). The slaves bought a huge tree into the house and we can't even eat it? What is up with that?
So what would everyone else like?
Love Eddi xx
I have decided that we should post our Christmas Lists here, to give our slaves some help working out what we really want for Christmas.
If you are like me you are lucky enough to have good slaves, but even though they try hard, sometimes that isn't quite enough.
For example sometimes my slaves (but mostly the big, boring one) think I need things like a bum bath or my nails clipped, when what I really need is a blueberry.
See what I mean? Clearly they can be a bit clueless, so lets help them out.
My Christmas wish list by Eddi
1. Blueberries
2. Wooden things for me to destroy in a manly way
3. A cuddle with the smallest slave (my favourite one)
4. A huge tray filled with piles and piles of fresh hay (which technically I get every day anyway, but it never hurts to remind them)
5. An edible Christmas tree (pear or apple). The slaves bought a huge tree into the house and we can't even eat it? What is up with that?
So what would everyone else like?
Love Eddi xx
