PepperPig
Junior Guinea Pig
Hello everyone,
I just got another piggy! She has been living with my pig since we bought her, but she was always my brother's. My brother didn't take wonderful care of her--she got the bare minimum, but not much more. So today while I was cleaning the pig cage, he and I were arguing about splitting the cost of the new cage we are getting. It's $20, and I wanted him to pay $10 of it because his guinea pig was living in there as well. But he refused! He was trying to make me buy the cage and let his guinea pig freeload! I would let him in normally but he doesn't even take care of his pig, so I want his poor guinea pig to feel just a little bit loved!
So finally I just told him, "You don't care about her, you won't help me pay for the new cage, and you slack off when we clean the cage! If you don't help me with at least one of those things, I'm taking Bubbe away!" He gave me a look and said, "Fine! See if I care! Take her!"
So I did.
I typed up some papers that declared that Bubbe was mine and he couldn't take her away once he signed it. I knew he would probably sign it, "Never!" or "You Stink!" on the line, so I marked the line that he was supposed to sign, "Signoff of the Guinea Pig" so even if he signed it "Never!" It would be a signature.
He did sign it with nonsense--"Suck a Lemon!", if you must know--but I rejoyced because I had just gone through the loophole and got another pig! YAY! xx>>>
I just got another piggy! She has been living with my pig since we bought her, but she was always my brother's. My brother didn't take wonderful care of her--she got the bare minimum, but not much more. So today while I was cleaning the pig cage, he and I were arguing about splitting the cost of the new cage we are getting. It's $20, and I wanted him to pay $10 of it because his guinea pig was living in there as well. But he refused! He was trying to make me buy the cage and let his guinea pig freeload! I would let him in normally but he doesn't even take care of his pig, so I want his poor guinea pig to feel just a little bit loved!
So finally I just told him, "You don't care about her, you won't help me pay for the new cage, and you slack off when we clean the cage! If you don't help me with at least one of those things, I'm taking Bubbe away!" He gave me a look and said, "Fine! See if I care! Take her!"
So I did.
I typed up some papers that declared that Bubbe was mine and he couldn't take her away once he signed it. I knew he would probably sign it, "Never!" or "You Stink!" on the line, so I marked the line that he was supposed to sign, "Signoff of the Guinea Pig" so even if he signed it "Never!" It would be a signature.
He did sign it with nonsense--"Suck a Lemon!", if you must know--but I rejoyced because I had just gone through the loophole and got another pig! YAY! xx>>>
it's good she's officially yours now -c
