So why hasn’t he got any treats then?
Slaves are supposed to respond immediately![]()

Logic like that matters not to pigs. Where are the treats?![]()
What sort of slave are you if you don't provide your piggies treats as soon as they demand them? I shall be reporting you to the GPU (Guinea Pig Union)!
Not the GPU! I’m not that bad a slave! Just can’t really leave Spud unattended.He's so cute!