Somebody HELP Me!

[SweetsPig11]

Sweets here,

I had the most [*]AWFUL [/*]day today! It started out good though. My hoomin brought me veggies this morning as always but she put my favorite vegetible in there (parsley) so I was EXTRA excited about that and popcorned about for a while. Then I took a nap... This is when my day went downhill.

I was off dreaming of dandilions and beautiful SOWS like Willow, Woog, Onyx, and Velvet (mom has showed me your pictures girls and you are so beautiful that I have to wipe the drool off my chin) Then all the sudden mom woke me up!

She took me out of my house without even letting me come out willingly and then put me on the floor. She took my house apart and there was a big disaster all over the floor or cage parts and then she washed it :o can you imagine my horror? I spent a good three day's piling up those poops in a specific corner. I was trying to make the worlds largest pile of poops and she ruined it! :0 I was so upset. She put new clean bedding in my cage put all the pieces back together and put me back. I sat in my house and pouted for like 45 minutes until I fell back asleep...

Then I was dreaming of gardens filled with peppers, parsley, green beans, romaine lettuce, dill, squash, and grapes and apples YUM! I was just about to bite into my delicious grape and.... mom woke me again...

This time I knew it wasn't good... She had a shiny metal thing in her hand that made a click sound when they closed. I realized what it was when I heard the words, 'Honey, I need your help!' She thought she was going to clip my toe nails! That's when I started screaming for help WHEEEEEK WHEEEEEEEK WHEEEEEEEEEEEEK then grinding my teeth just to show her how upset I was about the whole thing! She finished the last toe and she thought that it would all be okay and I'd love her again! HA Little did she know I was going to try and bite on her arm and when that didn't work I'd try and eat her hair. She then put me back in the cage and tried to make me feel better by giving me the fuzzy bits of hay that she spent 20 minutes picking out but no, I was not having it. I layed on the hay instead and glared at her. When she finally walked away I climbed down and looked out the front door at her with a look of disgust for a good half hour. Then I forgot what I was doing and fell asleep. zzz

I was then woken up a third time.. but this time I was given a new treat. It was the most fantastic thing. It was like water but it was in a rock form. I think she called it an 'ice cube' ?/ it was pretty good.

I hope you guys' hoomins are better then mine because she is a big meanie head. Thank you for listening to my day, I better get off here quick my mom is coming back!

xx Sweets

 

[CandyFloss]

Sherbet here,

Sweets I can really sympathise with you. My slave does things like that all the time to us. Sometimes she says our cage 'smells' rolleyes and this is after we've spent all day getting it to smell nice.... then everything changes and it smells what she calls "clean" and I call "boggin".... rolleyes

And where's my tomato this morning ?/

As if thats not bad enough twice a day she grabs me with COLD hands and puts COLD cream on parts of me! Whats that all about ?/ Do I look like I want cold things on me ? Oh and it smells too rolleyes

I'm just glad I can get this off my chest on here.....

Nice speaking with you Sweets - Off for my brekkies now before the big hands get me Hope you have a good day today

x

 

[SweetsPig11]

I am so sorry Sherbet you are sooo BEAUTIFUL xoxo x) I would snuggle up with you, I have lots of lushes locks and they keep me VERY warm except when the slave thinks that my bum needs shaving because I get pee and poo in it... rolleyes

and my slave was saying that my cage was smelly too what the heck is that about? I think it smells so nice! I lay in it all day long. I very rarely move to go potty in a different spot. Ugh, these slaves know nothing and I think they need a training camp.

 

[CandyFloss]

Sweets I would love to snuggle up with you - you are very very gorgeous x) x) x) I love your hair and I'm sure it could keep us both warm

I think slave / hoomin trainings a great idea.... mmh wonder how we can go about that ....

x

 

[SweetsPig11]

Sweets I would love to snuggle up with you - you are very very gorgeous x) x) x) I love your hair and I'm sure it could keep us both warm

I think slave / hoomin trainings a great idea.... mmh wonder how we can go about that ....

x

maybe we can train them with veggitibles like my hoomin does with me ?/

 

[Glynis]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Sweets and Sherbert this is just diabolical !!
Are you guys ok now ?? :...

thanks for the compliments Sweets that's so nice of you ")

Oh yeah our mummy does things like that too......... and it's really NOT fair when you're having such wonderful dreams is it :p

your friends
Velvet and Onyx x

 

[CandyFloss]

maybe we can train them with veggitibles like my hoomin does with me ?/

Good idea Sweets

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Sweets and Sherbert this is just diabolical !!
Are you guys ok now ?? :...

thanks for the compliments Sweets that's so nice of you ")

Oh yeah our mummy does things like that too......... and it's really NOT fair when you're having such wonderful dreams is it :p

your friends
Velvet and Onyx x

Thanks Velvet and Onyx ..... I'm ok at the moment.....nomming on fresh hay ..... just dreading the cold hands.... but I'm getting wise to her now and hiding when she's about

x

 

[Glynis]

Good idea Sweets



Thanks Velvet and Onyx ..... I'm ok at the moment.....nomming on fresh hay ..... just dreading the cold hands.... but I'm getting wise to her now and hiding when she's about

x

whee think you should tell her that COLD hands is a no no in piggie world........stomp your tootsies and then wheeeek your head off!
you could always try giving her one of those loving looks and then she'll feel sorry for you

 

[CandyFloss]

whee think you should tell her that COLD hands is a no no in piggie world........stomp your tootsies and then wheeeek your head off!
you could always try giving her one of those loving looks and then she'll feel sorry for you

Thanks - I will try ..... fingers crossed she understands me.... I mean.... how hard can it be to warm your hands first :x

x

 

[Posiesparkles]

Hi, Stormie here. I can't believe all these nasty things that the hoomins do to us - do yours say 'it's for your own good and silly things like that?' mallethead

My daddy comes and gets me in the morning and evening and takes all our houses out. Whee both wake up from nice dreams and run around trying to work out what is going on. Daddy then leaves Misty alone and picks me up! Mummy comes near me with a nasty tube thing and puts it in my mouth! :x
It either tastes of honey or really bitter and I don't like either. Mind you, so far I have pooped, wee'd or farted onto daddy's hands or his nice clean clothes! |)

On the plus side, I do get all my favourite things afterwards and a nice cuddle from mummy xoxo She gives me strawberries and parsley and basil and all my favourites. I even get vine tomatoes (I don't like the other ones). Whee then nom happily until next time!

If you want to see me and Misty mummy put up our pigtures. I think she is showing off! Sweets, Sherbet, Nexy and Velvey you are all beautiful and welcome to visit any time! x)x)x)Sherbet the cold cream sounds very nasty, do the same trick as I do to daddy!

Lots of love, Stormie and Misty xxxxxxx

 

[CandyFloss]

Hi Stormie,

Yes, my hoomin slave tells me its for my own good too..... yeah right ....how can putting cold smelly things on my body be good....they have strange ideas these hoomins rolleyes I will try your trick today I always have plenty of poop in store to use

I dont understand why they are giving you nasty stuff in your mouth :o when its obvious you want strawberries, herbs and vine tomatoes.... hoomins eh!

Thanks for your support Stormie
xx

 

[SweetsPig11]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Sweets and Sherbert this is just diabolical !!
Are you guys ok now ?? :...

thanks for the compliments Sweets that's so nice of you

Oh yeah our mummy does things like that too......... and it's really NOT fair when you're having such wonderful dreams is it

your friends
Velvet and Onyx x

I think I am okay... I finally stopped pouting after a good nights sleep. Right now I am eating my morning breakfast. It's nummy I have almost completely forgot about all that happened yesterday


Sherbet, I hide from my mommy too. I do it even more after days like yesterday. But she just reaches right in my house finds me and gets me out and when I WHEEEEEEEEK she just say's 'oh, stop it you're just fine geez rolleyes'

whee think you should tell her that COLD hands is a no no in piggie world........stomp your tootsies and then wheeeek your head off!
you could always try giving her one of those loving looks and then she'll feel sorry for you

Sherbet, do it. Wheeking my head off usually gets her to pause for just long enough for me to go back and hide. Then I glare at her again. The sweet and innocent looks work for me sometimes too

Thanks - I will try ..... fingers crossed she understands me.... I mean.... how hard can it be to warm your hands first

x

Sherbet, maybe you could give her your cozie to warm her hands in for a second before she grabs you. It's always worth a try

Hi, Stormie here. I can't believe all these nasty things that the hoomins do to us - do yours say 'it's for your own good and silly things like that?'

My daddy comes and gets me in the morning and evening and takes all our houses out. Whee both wake up from nice dreams and run around trying to work out what is going on. Daddy then leaves Misty alone and picks me up! Mummy comes near me with a nasty tube thing and puts it in my mouth!
It either tastes of honey or really bitter and I don't like either. Mind you, so far I have pooped, wee'd or farted onto daddy's hands or his nice clean clothes!

On the plus side, I do get all my favourite things afterwards and a nice cuddle from mummy xoxo She gives me strawberries and parsley and basil and all my favourites. I even get vine tomatoes (I don't like the other ones). Whee then nom happily until next time!

If you want to see me and Misty mummy put up our pigtures. I think she is showing off! Sweets, Sherbet, Nexy and Velvey you are all beautiful and welcome to visit any time! Sherbet the cold cream sounds very nasty, do the same trick as I do to daddy!

Lots of love, Stormie and Misty xxxxxxx

Hi Stormy and Misty

EEEEEEEK! I think we need to go on strike. This is obvioiusly not what's best for us. My mommy says its for my own good too but I don't like it one bit! mallethead. I have never tried to poo or pee on my mommy maybe I'll try that one today and see if it works. Stormie, why are they putting tubes in your mouth that has yucky stuff in it? ?/ I think we should be getting strawberry slushes instead of yucky stuff we don't like! I'm glad you get all your favorites afterwards though to wash that yucky stuff out of your mouth!

xx Sweets

 

[katiepops]

Pee in her hands that will warm them up!

 

[BellasMummy]

Phoebe and Paislee Pig Here, we know exactly how you feel Sweets our Mummy takes away our prize poops everyday! I don't think she realizes that we have a competition to see who can do the most poops
We also HATE the nail clipping thing, most of the time Mummy just gives up and says she will try again another time as we like to pull our feeties away and that makes Mummy nervous! Sometimes Mummy gives us some yummy Parsley to try and distract us but that doesn't work, we're not silly piggies
Anyway its almost time for our tea so we must be going, piggie squeaks and wheeks to you all x

 

[CandyFloss]

Pee in her hands that will warm them up!

hee hee hee .... thanks for the ideas katiepops and Sweets ..... I got lotsa of things to try ....I'll have her with warm hands in no time

Enjoy your tea Phoebe and Paislee Pig - hope you get your favourites

xx

 

[Guinea pigs <3]

|) this thread is making me LOL!

 

[SweetsPig11]

Pee in her hands that will warm them up!

I have tried countless times to pee in mommy's hands, but she is keen on the signs of when I am going to do it and rushes to put me back in my house. rolleyes silly mom, doesn't she know I'm trying to make a point?

Phoebe and Paislee Pig Here, we know exactly how you feel Sweets our Mummy takes away our prize poops everyday! I don't think she realizes that we have a competition to see who can do the most poops
We also HATE the nail clipping thing, most of the time Mummy just gives up and says she will try again another time as we like to pull our feeties away and that makes Mummy nervous! Sometimes Mummy gives us some yummy Parsley to try and distract us but that doesn't work, we're not silly piggies
Anyway its almost time for our tea so we must be going, piggie squeaks and wheeks to you all x

Hi paislee and Phoebe I love your names x)

TEA? Man, my hoomin really is awful, she never give me tea :o and I try pulling my feets away too but then she calls for dad and he holds my foot still so she can do it. There is no getting out of this for me. Maybe one day I will just give in and let her do it without a fuss rolleyes but probably not because then it would be to easy for her and not as much fun for me. My mommy has never tried food though. and I'm not going to tell her to either because I know that once she gets the fo....

HEY LOOK SHES GETTING PARSLEY drool

|) this thread is making me LOL!

 

[Posiesparkles]

Hi Stormy and Misty

EEEEEEEK! I think we need to go on strike. This is obvioiusly not what's best for us. My mommy says its for my own good too but I don't like it one bit! mallethead. I have never tried to poo or pee on my mommy maybe I'll try that one today and see if it works. Stormie, why are they putting tubes in your mouth that has yucky stuff in it? ?/ I think we should be getting strawberry slushes instead of yucky stuff we don't like! I'm glad you get all your favorites afterwards though to wash that yucky stuff out of your mouth!

xx Sweets

Storm here. I don't know why I have nasty stuff in my mouth, although it did hurt when I went to the toilet ") Even mummy says she would not like to take it!

Did the usual trick on daddy last night and this morning |)

You have all reminded us of the worst thing - nail clipping! Our lovely sister Rogue (RIP 8...) used to only snuggle upwards on mummy so that daddy could not get to her nails!

Umm, Misty here, I must confess that whlst daddy clips my nails I bite his ring really hard :red I don't bite him though. Storm wheeks really loud each time so daddy thinks he has clipped too far |) Mummy is sneaky though and feeds me dandelions and yummy noms so I forget to fuss drool

Hopes you are all ok this morning. xxxxx

 

[CandyFloss]

Sherbet here..... now you mention the nail clipping I have another complaint.... last time mine were clipped the slave cut into the quick and I ended up bleeding all over her..... and I tried my best to sit nice for her I really did.
One of my friends, Candy, wheeks like mad when she's even getting a haircut rolleyes
Slaves been out all morning with the barky animals but she's home now.... hopefully with something nice for us

Hope you all have a good day
x

 

[Guinea pig slave]

I'm a Phoebe too (great name eh...?) I haven't had my feet done yet cos I'm only 10 wheeks old but my slave stuck me into a wire thing with a handle and a door then whisked me off in a noisy contraption with round legs - think they're called cars. Gave her a chase though disturbing my morning nap
Had to be weighed and cooed and arghhhed at by all these mad humans this morning then some nasty lights shone into my eye and to top it all, some horrible dye. She thinks I'm blind in one eye but I can see quite well really and I have another good one for goodness sake - I think I hurt myself before I came to live here with a piece of hay, it scratched me
Anyhow, I pee'd and pooped all over the nice fluffy pink blanket on the way back so that will teach humans to leave me alone I think, just want to veg nom and play with my little friends.
Phoebe over and out for now - maybe if I pretend to be upset about these human vet things, I'll get another treat ?/