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Speed dating: Banner and his lonely heart

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So as you all know my boys all live in pairs, apart from Banner (who is very very happy living in his own space in the middle of them all). But today Banner fancies himself a bit of online speed dating. All for fun, we know he wouldn't actually want anyone to move into his house 😂

Does anyone with lovely females want to help him out?

Post a pic and some short info about your gorgeous girl

I will show Banner the entries and he can choose a winner! 💕

Profile:
Name: Banner (after Bruce Banner) - but unlike the Hulk, I'm a big softy......
Age: approx 4 or 5 years old
Breed: Californian
About me: I'm an older gentleman and a very sensitive soul. I live in my own spacious house but unfortunately I am surrounded by some rather annoying younger neighbours! I very much enjoy my peace and quiet and eating my favourite veggies (coriander and cucumber). Though I'm in my more mature years, I still enjoy the occasional popcorn and remain quite a lively chap. I love cuddles with my slave and my favourite activity is napping. I wanted to give this online dating a go (the younger ones tell me it's the future.. or something like that)? I still haven't quite got to grips with this technology stuff, but I'm very much looking forward to meeting some lovely ladies.

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Beautiful colouring!

These are my two girls Pinto and Truffle who are around 4-6 months old.

Pinto is a beautiful, friendly, curious Blondie.
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Truffle is dark haired shy, moody and a bit introverted. She thinks she's the boss pig of everyone and likes her own space.
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I also have a boar that's nearly 4 years old. :)
He's pretty grumpy. Sorry pretty and grumpy. But also pretty grumpy. 😅
 
Hooligan neighbours 🤣🤣🤣

Chanel
I am a small(er) 2 year old with a big personality. Being small(er) doesn’t stop me taking charge though. I like to eat and the occasional scratch but I’m a very independent (and demanding) sowan (sow-woman).
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Coco (otherwise known as Gu Coco - Gu is used to refer to something large in our language)
I am a full bodied 2 year old sow with curves in all the right places. I’m soft hearted but don’t take that to mean I’m a push over. I’ve got the voice of an opera singer. I’ve been told I have the best target when it comes to pee spraying. Just saying 😉
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Profile
Name: Ruby
Age: approx 5 years old
Breed: No thank you. I do not like to partake in those sorts of shenanigans.
About me: I am a wonderful, gentle, sweet natured soul, who sadly lives surrounded by idiots and boring people. So I bite a lot, because that is the only way to deal with them.
My hobbies including biting, wheeking, bar biting and not sharing food or personal space with anyone.
My likes include myself, banana and 1 person.

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Name: I’m Posh! But just call me Marilyn, you can see the lightness ❤ can’t you Banner
Age: I’m about 18 months, but have command of all those around me
Breed: Well you can see by my sexy locks I’m a Sheltie, it’s all natural, I don’t have to dye it either
About ME: I’m the boss, I won’t stand for any little upstarts trying it on with me. Ted was my boy and I can’t honestly think there’s any boars out there that could replace him
Likes: ME of course, how could I resist myself ❤ I have a rather chubby housemate who is quite good fun, as long as she doesn’t step out of line

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Bradshaw Piggies said:
Love all of these entries so far! 😂 💕 There are some brilliant responses, reading them is the highlight of my day!
I honestly don't know how Banner is going to choose from all of these potential lady friends!
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Such a fun thread and what a lucky boy Banner is to have so much interest from so many lovely ladies.
 
Bradshaw Piggies said:
Love all of these entries so far! 😂 💕 There are some brilliant responses, reading them is the highlight of my day!
I honestly don't know how Banner is going to choose from all of these potential lady friends!
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He could have a commune or harem....I’m sure the girls wouldn’t mind sharing him and I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t mind dividing his attention between all them ladies 😉
 
The Ever Beautiful Betsy needs a Banner in her life! She can be a bit of a stroppy cow but with the right husboar to boss around she is putty in your paws Banner. She can be a really loving girl as long as she gets her own way. She is the boss and you better not forget it. If you are willing to be the husboar who just says "yes dear, no dear, whatever you want dear" she is the girl for you!

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Meg is wanting a Banner in her life. She is a very happy if shy girl. She can be quite bolshy if she is in the mood. She knows what she wants and is quite happy to let Banner be the leader.

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Patsy is newest to the herd. She is a very happy a confident girl. She needs a Banner as she loved Christian before he toddled off to The Rainbow Bridge and would love another boar in her life. She quite fancies Banner and loves his brown nose as it matches her colouring nicely.

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Rosemary says can she join Banner's harem? It sounds much more enjoyable than playing second fiddle to Winifred in Squeaks' affections, especially as Squeaks is more interested in food anyway. A handsome and virile (or boarile?) boar like Banner would be so much more exciting and make her feel youthful again (she is 5 too!).
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Qualcast&Flymo said:
Rosemary says can she join Banner's harem? It sounds much more enjoyable than playing second fiddle to Winifred in Squeaks' affections, especially as Squeaks is more interested in food anyway. A handsome and virile (or boarile?) boar like Banner would be so much more exciting and make her feel youthful again (she is 5 too!).
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Of course you are welcome beautiful girl! Banner has invited all the ladies (and the hooman ladies too)!
 
Lollie
Crested
About 10 months
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Lulu
mixed breed
18ish months
I'm the top piggie here. I dont mind sharing my cage or even food dish with others, but i dont snuggle so youre gonna have to provide your own hides. I do like my new hoomans, especially since they helped me when my ears hurt really bad. I like snuggling and grooming them. I dont groom other piggies. Ive been known to nip my cagemate when shes in my spot.20201229_190429.webp
 
Hi there!
This is Chekeeta and I am 1yrs old.
I like chilling out in my bed and stretch my little legs out. I have lots of soft beds I could share with you. However, let's make something clear, I do not share my food!
 

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