Speed dating: Banner and his lonely heart

[Merab]

Hello handsome Banner. I’m Priscilla. I’m told that I’m about 3.5 years old and that I’m a diva. I just like to express myself if I’m unhappy with nail trims and grooming.
Life with a mature boar would be more peaceful than my young exuberant husboar.
My favourite food is cucumber, I love snuggling up in my fleece and I have a beautiful long skirt which is a different colour to the rest of me

 

[Siikibam]

Cheeto you sneak!

Chanel has said girls like Priscilla should be excluded. It’s not a fair playing field otherwise. She’s worried that Banner may prefer blonds. I did try to reassure her but...

 

[Bill & Ted]

Cheeto you sneak!

Chanel has said girls like Priscilla should be excluded. It’s not a fair playing field otherwise. She’s worried that Banner may prefer blonds. I did try to reassure her but...

gentlemen always prefer blonds darling!

 

[Henry_Yandell]

Sprout is tentative about asking but what about a brunette and redhead at the same time with wild long locks

She’s very set in her ways and isn’t afraid to tell you what she wants but if you get to know her she’s the cuddliest piggy around.

Likes: veggies, treats, hay, chin scratches

Dislikes: Nail clippings and... the brusshhhhhh! (Dun dun dunnnn)

 

[Deleted member 139433]

Hello handsome Banner. I’m Priscilla. I’m told that I’m about 3.5 years old and that I’m a diva. I just like to express myself if I’m unhappy with nail trims and grooming.
Life with a mature boar would be more peaceful than my young exuberant husboar.
My favourite food is cucumber, I love snuggling up in my fleece and I have a beautiful long skirt which is a different colour to the rest of me

Sprout is tentative about asking but what about a brunette and redhead at the same time with wild long locks

She’s very set in her ways and isn’t afraid to tell you what she wants but if you get to know her she’s the cuddliest piggy around.

Likes: veggies, treats, hay, chin scratches

Dislikes: Nail clippings and... the brusshhhhhh! (Dun dun dunnnn)

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oh wow.... what a beautiful girl!! I'm sure she will definitely be joining Banner's Harem of beautiful ladies

 

[DM270921]

Samuella
Two years old (ish).
Favourite food - green beans.

Hi, I am a very feminine piggy who loves to eat green beans.
My favourite past time is eating green beans. I’ll wait with my boar - that is.... sow.... pal hehe.... for our slave to bring us food.
I’d love to see the wheekles with you - that is if you bring some green beans.
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[Siikibam]

Samuella
Two years old (ish).
Favourite food - green beans.

Hi, I am a very feminine piggy who loves to eat green beans.
My favourite past time is eating green beans. I’ll wait with my boar - that is.... sow.... pal hehe.... for our slave to bring us food.
I’d love to see the wheekles with you - that is if you bring some green beans.
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Green beans seem to feature a lot in your life

@Henry_Yandell Sprout you are gorgeous!

 

[DM270921]

Green beans seem to feature a lot in your life

They really do, he’s such a green bean addict...

Oh whoopsy - I think I just ratted him out! I ratted my own piggy out! Sorry Sam. I know how much you wanted to see the wheekles.
Yes, we can buy the album. Yes, I’ll get you a bag of green beans as an apology.

 

[Deleted member 139433]

They really do, he’s such a green bean addict...

Oh whoopsy - I think I just ratted him out! I ratted my own piggy out! Sorry Sam. I know how much you wanted to see the wheekles.
Yes, we can buy the album. Yes, I’ll get you a bag of green beans as an apology.

I love all of the pig-fishing that has been going on. I think Banner would be better just starting a social club, rather than dating!

 

[Siikibam]

They really do, he’s such a green bean addict...

Oh whoopsy - I think I just ratted him out! I ratted my own piggy out! Sorry Sam. I know how much you wanted to see the wheekles.
Yes, we can buy the album. Yes, I’ll get you a bag of green beans as an apology.

So cruel!