Sprout has a complaint

Sonnet · Nov 4, 2018

Slave has been disappointing me at the moment. First of all, that photo is not flattering! Don’t know why she took it from that angle. Secondly, she’s been saying that I’m a bit chubby at the moment, and has restricted my pellets. Humph. I’ll have you know that I am not fat, just nicely rounded in all the right places. Just because I don’t go galloping round like a mad thing all the time doesn’t mean that I’m overweight.

And finally...a strange second cage has appeared in the kitchen. I don’t know what it’s for, but I have a feeling that there’s an intruder in my room. Slave keeps putting food in there after she’s fed me, so something is afoot. Either that or she’s gone mad.

Sprout

Betsy · Nov 4, 2018

Oh Sprout your slave has a (hopefully) nice surprise for you soon. When you get the surprise (not telling you what it is :shh:

) you'll have to let us all know what you think.

Bill & Ted · Nov 4, 2018

Oh can’t wait! I hope it all goes well (big secret at the moment Sprout!)

Flutterby · Nov 4, 2018

Sprout I think you better send your slave back to 'Piggy Slave Etiquette' school!

Sophie B · Nov 4, 2018

I love these threads!

Claire W · Nov 4, 2018

May be your slave has a nice surprise waiting for you Sprout

Time will tell xx

Sonnet · Nov 4, 2018

Betsy said:
Oh Sprout your slave has a (hopefully) nice surprise for you soon. When you get the surprise (not telling you what it is ) you'll have to let us all know what you think.

Sprout wants to know if it’s food?

Bill & Ted said:
Oh can’t wait! I hope it all goes well (big secret at the moment Sprout!)

So am I, to be honest!

Flutterby said:
Sprout I think you better send your slave back to 'Piggy Slave Etiquette' school!

I think he’d agree! But he is a little on the chubby side. He’s currently doing laps round the cage, then stopping and wheeking, followed by more laps. Not giving in though. He’s got a nice big hay pile, he can munch on that.

Claire W said:
May be your slave has a nice surprise waiting for you Sprout Time will tell xx

Sprout says he doesn’t want to wait for this “surprise”, whatever it may be.

Betsy · Nov 4, 2018

Sonnet said:
I think he’d agree! But he is a little on the chubby side. He’s currently doing laps round the cage, then stopping and wheeking, followed by more laps. Not giving in though. He’s got a nice big hay pile, he can munch on that.

Oh you cruel and heartless slave! :ban:

I am reporting you to the GPU (Guinea Pig Union) :lol!:

Sonnet said:
Sprout wants to know if it’s food?

Er... No sorry to disappoint Sprout but it's not food and according to your slave you are a bit on the chubby side so you need to slim down. Eat loads of hay. Dennis loves it so much he eats his way out of his hidey spot! He has turned around in this pigture and is eating his way out of the other side!

Sonnet · Nov 5, 2018

Betsy said:
Oh you cruel and heartless slave! I am reporting you to the GPU (Guinea Pig Union)

Er... No sorry to disappoint Sprout but it's not food and according to your slave you are a bit on the chubby side so you need to slim down. Eat loads of hay. Dennis loves it so much he eats his way out of his hidey spot! He has turned around in this pigture and is eating his way out of the other side!

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Yes, I’m very cruel. :lol!:

Sprout says he has lots of hay, but sometimes that doesn’t do the trick. Though it does make a good nap better.

David Piggie Lover · Nov 5, 2018

Sprout.
I'm having a guess here. . :hmm:

I think you're slave has got you a early Christmas Pressy. :yahoo:

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