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Sonnet

Sonnet

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That I need to have a talk with my slave. I get a helping of veggie salad in the morning and evening, pellets, and a big pile of fresh hay each day. But it’s not enough! I try to tell slave every time she opens the fridge, but she just says that I don’t need any treats, and that I’m at a healthy weight. Humph. I think it’s disgraceful how she’s ignoring my needs! I have to chew on toilet rolls just to satisfy myself!

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Well what an outrage that is Sprout! You can always come to live with me you know. You would have dandelion leaves and pellets for breakfast, as much hay as you can stuff into your gob during the day and when the weather is nice you can eat the grass in the garden too. Then you can have a supper of yummy veg. I could bond you with Meg. I think you would like her. I have shown her your photo and she says you are a very handsome boar! She has told me I have to share her pigtures with you. She has chosen the ones she wants me to show you so here is Meg. She is very proud of her little white toes and her gold go faster stripe on her bum!Meg looking cute 3.webpMeg Sleepy 5.webp
 
Betsy said:
Well what an outrage that is Sprout! You can always come to live with me you know. You would have dandelion leaves and pellets for breakfast, as much hay as you can stuff into your gob during the day and when the weather is nice you can eat the grass in the garden too. Then you can have a supper of yummy veg. I could bond you with Meg. I think you would like her. I have shown her your photo and she says you are a very handsome boar! She has told me I have to share her pigtures with you. She has chosen the ones she wants me to show you so here is Meg. She is very proud of her little white toes and her gold go faster stripe on her bum!View attachment 114974View attachment 114975
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Smokey and Bacon would like to interject here, they would like for Meg to come and love with them, Sprout welcome too of course!
Bacon has lovely soft fur to cuddle into as well!
 
Sophie B said:
Smokey and Bacon would like to interject here, they would like for Meg to come and love with them, Sprout welcome too of course!
Bacon has lovely soft fur to cuddle into as well!
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Sorry but Meg can't have 2 husboars she has tried that and they fell out.
 
Betsy said:
Well what an outrage that is Sprout! You can always come to live with me you know. You would have dandelion leaves and pellets for breakfast, as much hay as you can stuff into your gob during the day and when the weather is nice you can eat the grass in the garden too. Then you can have a supper of yummy veg. I could bond you with Meg. I think you would like her. I have shown her your photo and she says you are a very handsome boar! She has told me I have to share her pigtures with you. She has chosen the ones she wants me to show you so here is Meg. She is very proud of her little white toes and her gold go faster stripe on her bum!View attachment 114974View attachment 114975
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Sprout says he’s flattered that Meg thinks he’s handsome, and that he thinks she’s very pretty. He would love to live with her, but he’s unneutered, and wouldn’t want to be the cause of an accidental litter. Unlimited hay/ dandelion leaves do sound nice though.
 
Sir Sprout, always a pleasure to see you and hear your thoughts
 
Sprout’s evening adventure...wandered round the kitchen while slave was cleaning the cages. Found the hay, but it had a clear covering (plastic) round it. Well, I said to myself, that won’t do at all! No hay is a nightmare! Had an idea. Chewed a hole in the plastic, then started nibbling at the hay. Slave wasn’t too happy, but I don’t care about her.
 
How very enterprising of you. Your Slave should have left you a pile of hay in the middle of the kitchen so she could supply you with all the hay you wanted. You really should come and live with me Sprout I don't ban the hay on cleaning out day. My lot permanently have a hay tray (except when they are on the grass) and it is topped up at least once a day.


Sonnet said:
Sprout says he’s flattered that Meg thinks he’s handsome, and that he thinks she’s very pretty. He would love to live with her, but he’s unneutered, and wouldn’t want to be the cause of an accidental litter. Unlimited hay/ dandelion leaves do sound nice though.
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Oh and don't worry about you not being neutered, I have a very nice Vet ......
 
Betsy said:
How very enterprising of you. Your Slave should have left you a pile of hay in the middle of the kitchen so she could supply you with all the hay you wanted. You really should come and live with me Sprout I don't ban the hay on cleaning out day. My lot permanently have a hay tray (except when they are on the grass) and it is topped up at least once a day.




Oh and don't worry about you not being neutered, I have a very nice Vet ......
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Sprout says he agrees with the hay statement, but that slave did put a nice big pile in the cage, so he can’t complain too much.

He says that while the offer to live with you is very tempting, he’ll stay here for the time being.

Bill & Ted said:
Plenty of grub round here Sprout, you and Spud are always welcome to the “Manly Boars Club” :))

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Sprout says thanks, but he’s not sure he’d want Spud to join in on the fun. Spud might also cause chaos by humping everyone in sight!
 
Sonnet said:
Sprout says he agrees with the hay statement, but that slave did put a nice big pile in the cage, so he can’t complain too much.

He says that while the offer to live with you is very tempting, he’ll stay here for the time being.



Sprout says thanks, but he’s not sure he’d want Spud to join in on the fun. Spud might also cause chaos by humping everyone in sight!
Aah, Spuds a humper! Bill likes the occasional hump, but Ted gives him the slip! Bill’s not as horny as he used to be when he was a young stud! 🤣
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Sonnet said:
Sprout says he agrees with the hay statement, but that slave did put a nice big pile in the cage, so he can’t complain too much.

He says that while the offer to live with you is very tempting, he’ll stay here for the time being.



Sprout says thanks, but he’s not sure he’d want Spud to join in on the fun. Spud might also cause chaos by humping everyone in sight!
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Aah, Spuds a humper! Bill likes the occasional hump, but Ted gives him the slip! Bill’s not as horny as he used to be when he was a young stud! 🤣
 
Bill & Ted said:
Aah, Spuds a humper! Bill likes the occasional hump, but Ted gives him the slip! Bill’s not as horny as he used to be when he was a young stud! 🤣
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Yep, he is! That was part of the problem when I was trying to bond him with Sprout...Spud would not stop constantly humping him!

Merab's Slave said:
Sprout - I love your adventures.
This thread makes me laugh
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Glad it makes you laugh!
 
Ah, amorous boars, we love them 😜 He will probably grow out of it in time x
 
Sonnet said:
Sprout apologises for upsetting Meg. He hopes she can forgive him.
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Well although Meg is quite upset she says she has had a word with Velvet about the possibility of moving out to be with Sprout. Velvet gave her some good Motherly advice and said that she was better off with Christian (Meg's brother) as he is a very handsome silver fox and they have learnt to put up with his funny ways and would she really want to live with someone who wasn't family? Meg agreed that Mum knows best but it that there is nothing wrong with fantasising on what could have been. :soz:
 
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