Sonnet
Adult Guinea Pig
And is taking complete advantage of that. Every time I move, he’s there, begging for food. And if I try to ignore him, I get the “I am soooooo hungry. Haven’t been fed for a THOUSAND years!” wheeking and bar chewing that will not stop until I give in and get him something. I love him, I really do, but he’s driving me mad at the moment!