Helen82
Teenage Guinea Pig
...that while we do like our hay, we would appreciate it if the servant would kindly get down the shops and hurry up with our veggie tea. (Stanley would especially like to remind the servant that he hasn't quite forgiven her for trimming his back nails yesterday, so she ought to think on and make a bit more of an effort.)










Half was veg and half was forage! This really isn't good enough. Slave should be told in no uncertain term that we want proper rations of veg tomorrow night.