Stripe and Chesney

[Ramia]

Both boys have been healthy for a year now, not even a hay poke. Chez has never even had a soft poo. Stripe was on antibiotics till last January and vet said he could possibly relapse but he hasn't!

His metacam refill arrives today.

Healthy boys! Stripe doesn't remember being sick.

 

[Truffolo]

Well done boys, well gone mom! It's all the wonderful Small Pets Select hay that you have been feeding them

 

[Merab]

That’s such good news.
The effects of a loving, caring and attentive owner

 

[weepweeps]

I’m so pleased they are healthy

 

[Ramia]

Was in the basement with Nettle and heard quite a ruckus.

Assuming it was Chez zooming around.

Came up and he was just looking innocent.

 

[Roselina]

Was in the basement with Nettle and heard quite a ruckus.

Assuming it was Chez zooming around.

Came up and he was just looking innocent.

Of course he was ….little rascal

 

[Ramia]

Mom took a three hour nap with Barrett!

It's finally floor time.

 

[weepweeps]

I love a nap

 

[Mrs Tiggy Winkle]

Mom took a three hour nap with Barrett!

It's finally floor time.

Maybe your Mom was tired? What with you boys and all your shenanigans! I took a nap this afternoon too and I don't have any piggies or cats.

 

[Ramia]

The boys are trying a new forage today.

 

[Ramia]

Stripe is a loser, he likes being stroked. I only like being touched on my right cheek.

 

[Mrs Tiggy Winkle]

Actually Chez I think he's a winner because he wins all those strokes he likes so much!

 

[Ramia]

What mom does with the other pets depends on Barrett going down for his nap. He won't go!

Finally she just had to bring us breakfast.

Cage clean in an hour! Rock and roll.

 

[Ramia]

BTW I decided dried apples were good

 

[Ramia]

I'm really into body slamming today. And violently tugging on Mom's jeans.

But I enjoyed a good stroke.

 

[Ramia]

Miam (yum in French, I'm a cultured pig) we have clean cages and a new forage.

 

[flowerfairy]

And you have purple guinea pig fleece. OOOOO.

 

[Ramia]

Guys breakfast was two hours late.

When she came in i was just staring at the door, I had given up on bar biting.

We're not mad per se. But...

 

[Mrs Tiggy Winkle]

Oh my goodness! What excuse did your Mom give for that appalling behaviour? You could have starved to death. Have you contacted Miss Bramble?

 

[Ramia]

Oh my goodness! What excuse did your Mom give for that appalling behaviour? You could have starved to death. Have you contacted Miss Bramble?

She forgot to set the alarm!

Nettle was yelling.

 

[Merab]

Oh dear - you will be in trouble with the GPU when Miss Bramble hears about that

 

[Truffolo]

GPU needs an emergency hotline ☎ Nettle saved the day

 

[Betsy]

Miss Bramble has just woken up to discover her services are needed.

As she is still sleepy she will need a letter from Stripe and Chez setting out their complaint please @Ramia.

 

[Ramia]

Dear Miss Bramble,

Our slave slept in today.

We usually get breakfast at 6:30 sharp. We take big risks of breaking our teeth to bite the bars while we wait.

Can you imagine two hours later we didn't have the strength to bite the bars! Chez just stared aghast at the door when she finally came in with some lettuce.

Our spirits were broken.

What should we do?

Stripe and Chez

 

[Betsy]

Dear Stripe and Chez

Your breakfast 2 hours late?!? That is a travesty! No wonder you had no strength left to bite the bars. That is usually one of my suggestions to get your Slave motivated, clearly it didn't work this morning. No wonder Chez only just had the strength to stare at her when she finally came in with your breakfast lettuce leaf.

You need to teach your Slave never to give you a late breakfast again. Breakfast needs to be served on time, every time and never ever late!

I think your Slave needs some advice from you how to do this.

1. Wheak long and loud whenever food is required (ie all the time) to alert your Slave that you haven't been fed in eleventy billion years.
2. Turn your bums towards her whenever she appears without food and refuse to communicate with her.
3. When she gets you out for free roaming, play catch me if you can with her before and after.
4. Pull down the pillowcase that she puts up.
5. Do poops of protest whenever she has you out for a cuddle.

You friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward

 

[Ramia]

Miss bramble, she set the alarm.

We are munching our urinary biscuits.

She said in two hours she's going to clean our cages. We kinda want that done in an hour but she doesn't want to put on her boots and shake out our fleece. Too much snow.

She's going to get us green beans today maybe.

 

[Betsy]

Brilliant news Chez and Stripe I'm pleased my advice has started working.

Your friend in a crisis
Miss Bramble
Shop Steward

 

[Ramia]

Mom squeezed a poo from my bum and said something about taking a closer look at chez's privates at floor time because he was so wiggly.

 

[Ramia]

The boys know the phrase 'you wanna go back in the cage '

Chez Wheeks for his turn when I say it.

 

[Truffolo]

Clever boys