Stripe and Chesney

[Ramia]

Chez is chutting for his turn. Ten more minutes, Chez!

Stripe wants a cookie.

 

[Ramia]

Mom got us basil but ate some in her pasta last night.

She forgot to order forage.

Time for meds!

 

[Ramia]

I'm going to crawl on your lap and bite your sleeve!

 

[Ramia]

The escape route is beyond the dustpan and I almost escaped!

Chez

 

[Merab]

Next time Chez, next time

 

[Truffolo]

Chez is chutting for his turn. Ten more minutes, Chez!

Stripe wants a cookie.

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Sweet Stripe ❤

 

[Ramia]

We are eating clean hay in a clean cage!

Mom is going to take the rubber broom in our room later and we wheek with the noise because of course. There is hay everywhere!

Time to get dressed, mom!

 

[Ramia]

Shhh we're not supposed to tell. Mom gets her pyjamas on at 1 pm.

Floor time!

 

[Truffolo]

You are a very cute little informant Chez Pyjamas are a very practical form of clothing. Not as practical as fur, but the next best thing humans can manage ❤

 

[Ramia]

Hellooooo. Our favorite time of day is morning.

Good morning everyone!

 

[Truffolo]

Nice post Halloween pumpkin coloured noodle mat

 

[Ramia]

 

[Truffolo]

Stripe's silver agouti colouring looks nice against denim ❤

 

[Ramia]

 

[Betsy]

Nice selfie Chez!

 

[Ramia]

We actually got these really cool dried veggies, I munched a beet last night and the crunching noise is really cute.

Cage clean in an hour!

 

[Ramia]

In my clean pigloo

 

[Truffolo]

Neat as a pin Cute little tootsies

 

[Ramia]

Mom called my pee pad my nappy and said I gotta change your nappy. Hmmm...

Chez has a nail trim in four hours. Gotta clean the car!

We want floor time but she can't right now. Oh well, we have fresh hay.

Can't wait to have dry veggies!

 

[Ramia]

I'm munching a cookie!

 

[Ramia]

I decided I don't really care for those

 

[Truffolo]

Nappy? Humans are just jealous cos piggy poops fertilise the flowers Chez, that look

 

[Ramia]

Stripe rarely needs nail trims.

This is chez's third since Stripe had one!

 

[Betsy]

Dear Stripe

Your pee pad is NOT a nappy! How very dare your Slave call it that! Even as newborns our noble species don't need to wear nappies! My Slave wouldn't even think to call it a nappy - what an insult!

If I were you, I would make life as difficult as possible for her. Ask to come out for play time all the time then refuse to go back. Pull on the pillowcase that your Slave puts up at play time when Chez is out having his turn. Also poop more than usual to show your displeasure as Slaves like to clear these up and use them in the garden.

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward

 

[Ramia]

Good idea! I'm going to throw the taxi outta my way when she tries to put me back in the cage.

And I'm going to be alone for thirty minutes while Chez gets his nails done and it makes me nervous!

In her defense she ordered vitalicious herbs, the cookies Chez likes, and some urinary biscuits just now to make it up to me.

 

[Ramia]

Helloooo maybe Barrett is used to daylight savings but I am not!

Chez

 

[Ramia]

Yes...I'm popcorning in my pen.

 

[Ramia]

Yes, please

 

[Ramia]

Barrett let mom sleep till 6! So of course she came in our room before going in the basement. Yes, Chez was biting the bars. We're not used to daylight savings!

She's cleaning cages in a couple hours.

She discovered a box of cookies she didn't know we had. Another is arriving today as well as urinary biscuits and tomorrow forage.

We can't wait to have a clean cage.

 

[Truffolo]

A nice healthy breakfast for a handsome piggy