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They are definitely learning. Chez walked up to the bars, was going to bite them, thought about it, changed his mind and walked away.

They are smart!
 
They are definitely learning. Chez walked up to the bars, was going to bite them, thought about it, changed his mind and walked away.

They are smart!
You want to take little Djingis in for a couple of weeks and let Chez raise him? He's just crazy and Kongo is not the best daddy. Yesterday Kongo not only tried to steal my sandwich, he was so mad att me because he didnt get vanilla cookies and tried to chase me. Cant have two shrimp-smelling pigs trying to eat my oreos 😅 but I must say, Djingis is a bit more Guinea pig in his taste. Party of the day is bell peppers and hay.
 
We've been good for 15 minutes, mom's timing us

Here is my "what are you looking at, gosh darn you" face.

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I ate some cucumber, got it all over myself, shook my body and got mom all wet.

Chez was singing for veg.

They will sew my fleece this week and ship it Friday. Mom didn't use kavee this time, she used a small US company.
 
Well, as long as Djingis 🥷 stays away from horses and bows and arrows 🐎🏹 or you will lose all your Oreos 😀 🍪🍉🫑🍎

Kongo already told him everything about his Kongoson and that Chip also had one. I guess he will be the modern version of Djingis Kahn - motorbike and metacam-ganagster. I cant find the pic of Chip and his bike, but its way cooler Djingis says. It has some nice orange wheels!

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Kongo says girls like his big, pretty bumm on that Kongoson. He never met a girl, but he has Google you know...
 
We've been good for 15 minutes, mom's timing us

Here is my "what are you looking at, gosh darn you" face.

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I ate some cucumber, got it all over myself, shook my body and got mom all wet.

Chez was singing for veg.

They will sew my fleece this week and ship it Friday. Mom didn't use kavee this time, she used a small US company.
Stripe you are so cute. Great that you are getting veg and enjoying every bite ❤️
 
Drive-by Oreo snatch 🥷🐎🏍️ the whole bag or nothing 😄 Kongo driving and Djingis riding on the back, wheek wheek, vrum vrum! Don't turn your back on the biscuits 🏹🍪 Lock up the Metacam 🔐
just have to tell maleslave to buy a side-wagon for Djingis! And something for Kongo to protect his ears. Djingis is loooooud. I cant hear him scream of excitement when they burn their way to the kitchen 😅
 
I can't believe how quickly the boys learned! This is the third day of the punishment and after their nap I've been in their room twenty minutes and no begging! Chez did it again, he came up to the bars, was going to bite them, paused, and walked away!

(For those just tuning in, the "punishment" is leaving the room for a half hour if they bite the bars. You should never punish a guinea pig)
 
Survivors,

I'm a bit insulted!
Yesterday mini-wheener had some friends over. Like ten. They wanted to say hello to me, and I was like of course! I'm not a very shy boy as you know. I like having company, doesn't matter if its one adult or four kids. I always take my chance to get some attention.

So, slave picked me up so they could admire me. One kid stroke me and said;
"Isnt Guinea pigs supposed to be small and cute?"
Oh well hello little mini-human! Your hands should be full of treats! Slave told the kids that I might be the one of the biggest pigs in Sweden, and they agreed that I'm very cute with my Grizzly bear-looks. But to big to be a real guinea pig.

I'm gonna write Santa Claus about this. These kids does not need any christmas gifts!

Love Kongo, Swedens smallest grizzlybear

Djingis thinks he's to big to be in the cuddle box. He wants to cuddle slaves blanket and watch tv;
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Oh Kongo, you are the household protector ❤️🥷 You are as cuddly as anyone, but big and strong. What more could anyone want. These kids should be showering you with praise and honour 😃 Name your price (a packet of Oreos?) Heroes need their praise, your job is a difficult one and you are a super hero, brave enough to be stroked by ten MW's. We (Truffle and Polo) like people but would probably run away.
Djingis watching TV is very cute. If he bites, no more TV tonight 😄
 
"no more TV", who said that, naughty slave, stop posting nonsense 😠 What is his favourite programme? 🏍️🐎🏹?
 
Those kids sound so rude! You are cute, Kongo.

In a bit here we're having our cages cleaned and we both get a yucky health check and weight.

Chez is popcorning and dragging his butt on the fleece. When I get my new fleece I can't wait to drag my butt.

Mom sometimes tells foreigners she has guinea pigs and they have bad English so think she has pigs. Oink.
 
Lol mom's watching an old lady that got pulled over by the police for speeding in front of the house. We have a 25 mph speed limit because there's a school next door.
 
Those kids sound so rude! You are cute, Kongo.

In a bit here we're having our cages cleaned and we both get a yucky health check and weight.

Chez is popcorning and dragging his butt on the fleece. When I get my new fleece I can't wait to drag my butt.

Mom sometimes tells foreigners she has guinea pigs and they have bad English so think she has pigs. Oink.
Butt dragging is irresistible and then MS has to get woodshavings out with a damp Q-tip. We seem to be hypnotised by the boar smell but MS goes yuk yuk, which does no good to our boarly egos 😐
Pigs 🐷 😅 The police would be knocking on Mom's door while the old lady sails past unnoticed I think 🏎️💨
 
"no more TV", who said that, naughty slave, stop posting nonsense 😠 What is his favourite programme? 🏍️🐎🏹?
He's very in to documentaries. Yesterday he saw the one about Natalia Grace (or, parts of it). Kongo is more of an Bravo-guy, he loves Below Deck and watched every episode from every franchise. My little intellectual and my little trash-tv-boy!

No more tv would start a war. Kongo loves his boats!
 
This is what Kongo WRATH looks like. Hand over those cookies or die, slave. This is why I only eat Oreos in the elevator. He's obsessed, and not satisfied that he doesn't get a Oreo crumble every week. Djingis is the only other pig the really smell the cookie, but he very soon realized its not for pigs. He screamed like I was trying to poison him, matter of fact.
 
The fleece have been shipped! Just will have to wash one, let it dry and set up the new cage!

I used Piggy Bed Spreads in the US.

Stripe is going to be so thrilled.
 
Below Deck looks good 🚢 We can't get it here 🙁, although it might be on Sky TV. Your neighbours maybe think you are so hungry that you start eating in the lift before you even get through the door 😄 but they might not understand guinea pig hunger 🐎🏹🍪 Yes, guinea pig addictive state is scary 😯
 
The fleece have been shipped! Just will have to wash one, let it dry and set up the new cage!

I used Piggy Bed Spreads in the US.

Stripe is going to be so thrilled.
Good little piggy, enjoy your snuggling Stripe 🛏️❤️
 
Below Deck looks good 🚢 We can't get it here 🙁, although it might be on Sky TV. Your neighbours maybe think you are so hungry that you start eating in the lift before you even get through the door 😄 but they might not understand guinea pig hunger 🐎🏹🍪 Yes, guinea pig addictive state is scary 😯
I think we have VPN and watch it on Prime. The boats are so nice! If I was 21 I would definitely be a yatchie. Kongo would be a great deckie and Djingis a perfect third stew and cool down in the laundry-room when he gets to excited (Djingis would be locked up in the laundry the whole charter...).
 
Captain Kongo would take the tiller in a storm. I can see him steering with one paw while eating Oreos with the other 🚢 Djingis would be "loud and clear" on the radio 😄 Polo: addictive TV 😎 please MS can we have it 🥹
 
Well, we didn't even ask for cookies after our veg, which is allowed. Mom thinks it's all working. Yes, we are asking for less cookies but as miss Bramble said, we are training her. We are training her to stay in the room longer. And it's working!

My beans have been well formed for a long time, but have been short. Today's beans look longer and perfect. I maintain my weight.

Mom has a dental appointment today.

Just a little less than a week...new cage!
 
Captain Kongo would take the tiller in a storm. I can see him steering with one paw while eating Oreos with the other 🚢 Djingis would be "loud and clear" on the radio 😄 Polo: addictive TV 😎 please MS can we have it 🥹
The other staff will have crisis-meatings about Djingis and the radio 😅 Kongo will take his radio away as a punishment after to many "testing testing WHEEEK WHEEK WHEEK!!".
Yes Polo get it! You will dream about being a pig in the Bahamas and live in a coconut.
 
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