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Ramia said:
They are either guinea pig names or cat names, whatever comes first! Nettle is from the Robin hobb books and so is jester. It's a reference to the fool, although they never used the word jester.

We'll have to see what the nicknames are.
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Ramia said:
They are either guinea pig names or cat names, whatever comes first! Nettle is from the Robin hobb books and so is jester. It's a reference to the fool, although they never used the word jester.

We'll have to see what the nicknames are.
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Something about underpants I predict 😄
 
Just ordered

-hay
-Joint supplement for cat
-GP treats
-Urinary biscuits

$74 but should last 3 weeks to a month
 
Ramia said:
I'm doing a puzzle because I don't want to be in the cage or playpen and mom doesn't know what I want!

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Mom needs to get talk buttons as guinea pigs can be trained to use them (on YouTube at any rate 😉) "... Pet me yes /no ... Pellets.... Cookies... Cookies ... Cookies... Play pen... Hay..."
 
Truffolo said:
Mom needs to get talk buttons as guinea pigs can be trained to use them (on YouTube at any rate 😉) "... Pet me yes /no ... Pellets.... Cookies... Cookies ... Cookies... Play pen... Hay..."
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Chez would say"sweep coroplast " and Stripe would only say"playpen "

Chez likes a clean coroplast to lie on but he's constantly pooping on it.
 
Ramia said:
Mom's singing a bad rap song to me:

You've got a pigeons butt
And the head of a mutt.
You've got a wrinkle
On your dinkle.

Sincerely offended,
Stripe
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Dear Stripe

I don't understand what a "dinkle" is and when I asked my Mum Misty, I got the usual lecture about the dangers of boars taking advantage of innocent sows, a severe telling off for even thinking about asking her such a question and how I have to keep myself nice.

The rest of the rap I do understand and it's not very pleasant. Your bum is not like a pigeon and your head is not like a mutt. I should carry on being as awkward as possible with your Slave if I were you.
  • Ask to come out for Playpen time then ask to go back and ask to come out again and then ask to be put back and then ask to come out again .......
  • Pull down the pillowcase between you and Chez
  • I know you like a clean cage but try not to show your Slave that you like it next time she cleans your cage out.
  • Copy Chez and poop all over the coroplast
Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Ramia said:
Chez would say"sweep coroplast " and Stripe would only say"playpen "

Chez likes a clean coroplast to lie on but he's constantly pooping on it.
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Chez is an artist commencing a masterpiece in his preferred medium 🖌
 
Betsy said:
Dear Stripe

I don't understand what a "dinkle" is and when I asked my Mum Misty, I got the usual lecture about the dangers of boars taking advantage of innocent sows, a severe telling off for even thinking about asking her such a question and how I have to keep myself nice.

The rest of the rap I do understand and it's not very pleasant. Your bum is not like a pigeon and your head is not like a mutt. I should carry on being as awkward as possible with your Slave if I were you.
  • Ask to come out for Playpen time then ask to go back and ask to come out again and then ask to be put back and then ask to come out again .......
  • Pull down the pillowcase between you and Chez
  • I know you like a clean cage but try not to show your Slave that you like it next time she cleans your cage out.
  • Copy Chez and poop all over the coroplast
Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
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How bout I refuse the new box of hay because it's skinny? I don't think I like it.
 
Truffle: I am very picky about lettuce, but I love baby spinach🐾🌱. Polo: I'm not picky about spinach, I just don't eat it.
 
Truffolo said:
Truffle: I am very picky about lettuce, but I love baby spinach🐾🌱. Polo: I'm not picky about spinach, I just don't eat it.
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We don't like spinach. For calcium veg like that we get parsley and love it. We started really enjoying green beans after thinking they were suspicious. Now we crunch them down.

We're enjoying orchard hay, it's fat.

Wheatgrass is always a treat.

There's a new leak in the basement! Plumber coming for an estimate but the last plumber said definitely not an emergency even if we didn't fix it for a year. What is up with this house!
 
Truffolo said:
Truffle: I am very picky about lettuce, but I love baby spinach🐾🌱. Polo: I'm not picky about spinach, I just don't eat it.
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Kongo: I'm not picky with spinach or lettuce, I just say "meeh" and eat it when I realize I wont get anything better. At least slave does not give me spinach anymore, it was Joes favorite. But she still gives me romain...
 
Orchard hay is great 👍🏼🐾 Sorry too hear about the leak 🙁 what a nuisance 🏡 but your house is still nice ❤ We love parsley 👍🏼🐾 MS wishes we would eat some fruit like Kongo to make her shop easier 🍉🍌🍓 We eat a bit of apple now and then 🍎🍏
 
Truffolo said:
Orchard hay is great 👍🏼🐾 Sorry too hear about the leak 🙁 what a nuisance 🏡 but your house is still nice ❤ We love parsley 👍🏼🐾 MS wishes we would eat some fruit like Kongo to make her shop easier 🍉🍌🍓 We eat a bit of apple now and then 🍎🍏
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We don't like fruit either.
 
Truffle: MS put my playpen inside Polos pen to encourage us to interact. She made pleased noises as we sniffed each other through the see through panels. After she had turned back to cleaning she heard my melodious rumble. Polo was pushing my panels and squashing me. MS asked him why he was trying to wind me up and perhaps he shouldn't be pushing other pigs with the panels. Polo did appear to be thinking about it and after a little while she managed to get him interested in his hay 🙂
 
Six o'clock and we've already had breakfast and spot clean. Come on, lady, that poop's not gonna pick itself up!
 
Ramia said:
Stripe's new hobby is flipping over his pigloo! Where will he sleep?
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Kongo does that with his carrot house. He flips it all the way and then crawls into it so he can sleep in it upside down. But he has never really cared about having a roof over his head while sleeping. He can death nap on the center on if his magic carpet and Miniwheener can run by just a few steps away. Kongo does not really care. I seriously think he lied about who he is to the adoption agency. Guinea pig? No.
 
Hey, my poo has been bigger since adding orchard hay to the Timothy. I ate a HUGE pile in the night. More than usual.

Chez took a huge dump on the coroplast.

Mom's excited to get a new kitty today.

Urinary biscuit lovers unite!
 
Ramia said:
Hey, my poo has been bigger since adding orchard hay to the Timothy. I ate a HUGE pile in the night. More than usual.

Chez took a huge dump on the coroplast.

Mom's excited to get a new kitty today.

Urinary biscuit lovers unite!
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Oh yes, orchard-poo! Kongo knows all about it. Its like giving birth do a dinosaur.

Kitty girl? How exciting!
 
Truffolo said:
Congratulations Kitty Mommy 😻🐾🐾🐈‍⬛
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A little nervous for Barrett but hoping it's smooth.

Shelter opens in 5 hours

Barrett just had his steroids and he has a week left.

Will take Nettle to Dr Joe because he is a genius vet! I'll have her all checked out once she is settled. Shelter said she has one dose of antibiotics left.

I have an appointment and plan on setting up the basement with her new hidey bed. It's just like a guinea pig hidey but big, and a litter box.
 
Ramia said:
A little nervous for Barrett but hoping it's smooth.

Shelter opens in 5 hours

Barrett just had his steroids and he has a week left.

Will take Nettle to Dr Joe because he is a genius vet! I'll have her all checked out once she is settled. Shelter said she has one dose of antibiotics left.

I have an appointment and plan on setting up the basement with her new hidey bed. It's just like a guinea pig hidey but big, and a litter box.
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She might find her way under the duvet soon 🐾
 
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