SUSSEX DESPATCHES - Letter from Jackson to Suzygpr

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what a gorgeous little piggie x) so glad hes doing better now, he looks exactly like my boar who passed away last year
 
So pleased to catch up with this thread and see that Jackson is doing much better! Thank goodness, sending all my healing vibes his way....
 
hope you don't mind but.........

awwwwwwwwwwwww.............oh my............oh gosh...........oh dear............she saw them all................she's she's...........KERPLUNKED! rolleyes:))

JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP ............JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP ............mummy wakey up please!

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP ....................-----------

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK Nexy quick come now!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............huh?..............oh WOW.......awwwwwwwww...........looookies it's that cute Jackson............and some lovely friends...............aren't they all so gorgeous...............NEXY!............erm yes?................concentrate...............you serious Velvey? oh my tis so hard tho.............NEXYYYY!..........oright...........

TAP TAP TAP ..............HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER....................CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK...............fuzzbutt not working.......needs some help me thinks.....

BELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


TO BE CONTINUED.......................
 
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET............hey Onyx what's up?.........oh crikey.....blimey lookies..........ooops no wonder Grannie kerplunked!

Yeah guys but hey i need some help!..........right i'll check out the valves then.................flap flap flap flap flap flap flap .......cooeeeee................Onyx can you release the valve a bit thanks............righto........ooooooooooof.................peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck..........UGH that was grotty..........all A OK now..............beaut thanks Tom............come on Bella give me a paw then................ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof.................whoooooooo hoooooooooooooooo whee did it!

Velvey whee is ready!.................wonderful great team effort...........i'll start the count down then...........on the count of three........

ONE TWO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP .................PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP .................o........ PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP .................oh my...................GASP....................cute................two toned.................dark ones..................pinkalicious................all kissable....................gorgeous.....................adorable................beautiful.
...............lovely...............sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.......................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


PIGGIE LIPS TOOFIES AND TONGUE ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh xoxoxoxoxoxo
 
Hello Aunty Glynis

Nursey is not permitting me to put any photos on tonight because she says it would be unfair to Velvey Onyx Tommy and Bella!


I played a trick on Nursey this morning and hid all my poos under the fleece at the sides of my pigdom....you should have seen her face, it was classic :))!

Unfortunately it backfired on me as it meant she stuck that baby food in my mouth again ..:)>>>..Pheeeaawww...I'm fed up with baby food :)>>>

I'm trying to be a good boy and eating all my dried food/veggies/hay...and thankfully there's been no more baby food since this morning. Phew!

My plums are still looking pretty impressive girls if your'e interested!

Love Jackson
x


PS Kisses to mummy but when there's girlies around, well a chaps got to follow his instincts hasn;t he mummy?
 
Pebble said:
This morning I felt a bit better and decided to try some grass and dandelions

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He is soooo adorable! If only I had room! Glad to hear he's getting on well :)
 
Oh my... Jackson is so adorable and what a lucky boy he is getting to stay with his Aunty Pebble.

If only I had the space.... I seem to be unable to resist black and white piggies.

Glad to hear he's doing well.
 
So Jackson, (mummy says sternly) I see that the loss of your prized possessions has not affected your pigsonality. That was unkind to hide your poos when you know how much Nursey worries about your botty workings, it may have made you laugh but that was not a nice thing to do. Do you really think this sort of behaviour impresses girls? The boys may all have a silly giggle with you about it but you won't be getting any kisses from the girls if you carry on like that!

Still as you had to eat baby food as a reward for your naughtiness I hope you have learnt your lesson.

I think you may have to live with a bossy girl or two so that you don't start to misbehave when you go to a new home. You may be a bloke, Jackson, but you don't get to behave like a teenager forever, there comes a time when you have to man up - spheroidals or no.



Aunty Pebble, please accept my apologies for my boy's behaviour. Jackson has always been a precocious little man, I had hoped that he would mature sooner than this, one can only hope that the love of a good pig will sort him out.

If he continues to misbehave I shall telephone him to discuss his shortcomings, one thing he hates is when mummy uses her cross voice. Perhaps the threat of 'a talking to from mummy' will be enough to pull him up short and put an end to it.

Suzy x
 
Hello mummy

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A lot has happened since “that visit†on 28th Sept. I’ve been extremely uncomfortable with this swelling
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But Nursey has put me in a fleece cage which is kinder on my skin and given me my hidey back
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I’ve tried to be a good boy and eat all my veggies………
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and I’ve even tried to be nice to Nursey but she took me to this horrible man on Monday who squeezed my lump and stuck a needle in me…
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I know it’s all for the best mummy, and I’m really looking forward to meeting my new girl.
I’ve been practicing my manners hard with teddy….here’s me learning to share my veggies
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But I want to come home now mummy…look how much better my lump is now!
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Nursey says I’ve now got the all clear from the vet and she will be bringing me home next week…although she says I’ve still got to wait a few weeks more until I can meet some girlies
I'm really looking forward to seeing you again mummy
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Your loving son Jackson
x
 
I'm so impressed by your determination to learn good manners, and how good you've been for Nursey. The news that your lumpies have gone down is brilliant as it means that you can come home and start to meet your new girl - if you like each other.

Courtney has decided that she doesn't like living with other girls so I really hope she's going to be happy with a huspig.

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She's waiting patiently for your return.
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Mr Anderson isn't so happy though as he's worried Mrs will be looking for a toy boy, so he's been paying her lots of attention to stop her eyes wandering - you could learn a lot from this experienced huspig.

Lots of love from mummy, I've missed you so much!

PS - Thank you Nursey for all your dedicated care of our special boy. I'm sure your boys will delighted to see you and overjoyed to be coming home at last now that they are living together so happily.

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Suzy x
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Oh Jackson you are sooooooooooooooo wonderful! I really love you :)) i'm so so pleased you are all better now thanks to the very hard work of Pebbles and you will soon be reunited with your lovely mummy who I like to call the piggy fairy god mother! I cannot wait to here about you finding your perfect wife pig x
 
Oooh is this my future wifey mummy?
She’s much prettier than Teddy

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I do hope she likes me…I’m a shy boy really

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Thank goodness all my fur is growing back on my tummy.

x
 
The picture of Jackson sharing his food with the teddy just had me crying with laughter - priceless!

Does that technique actually work though or was it just for comedy value? I'm curious as if things keep going well with Pig, I'm going to restart the bonding process with him and Womble in a week or so!
 
Jackson does put his teddy into various comical poses and I just happened to see that one and snap it with the camera!

As to whether Tedies work - they most definitely do. If you look at Suzy's boar dating thread then this page should give you the idea :)

http://www.theguineapigforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=59233&page=9

Funnily enough Jackson has never been seen humping his Teddy - but he does like to stand on it or drag it round the cage (I hope he doesnt think this is the way to treat a new girlfriend!)

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