Dear Ted, I have been working very hard and I have prepared a special piggy wedding service just for you. I hope you like it on your special day.
Jemimah: Ted , do you take these beautiful girls, Posh and Ginger to be your wives?
Ted: Wheek
Jemimah: Do you promise to share your veggies with Posh and Ginger?
Ted: Wheek, wheek
Jemimah: Posh and Ginger, do you take handsome Ted to be your husboar?
Posh and Ginger: Wheek
Jemimah: Do you promise to share your veggies with Ted?
Posh and Ginger: WHEEK?
Jemimah: I now pronounce you husboar and wives. Ted, you may now nibble their ears.
Lots of love from Jemimah