Teenage boy :)

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Well since Theo first met the girls his confidence has increased a lot... to the extent he's totally a teenage boy! In my head (and probably his head) he's wearing an imaginary backwards baseball cap and designer sports shoes and talking like a fake gangster...
So we got back from the supermarket and all we hear is...
"Wheek wheek wheek!" from the hutch which I think translates as "Yo hoomans! I hear shopping bags there! Where's the snacks?"

Then we put him in the playpen and he's like "wheek wheek wheek rumble sniff wheek!?!" Which translates as "Yo hoomans! I can see there is my favourite hidey tube here and some coriander and fancy hay but like where are the laaaadies?!" Bum wiggle rumble wheek purr purr popcorn wheek "like those hot bootylicious ladies with the huge beeeehinds... you know what I'm saying!?!"
 
Piggle has very little interest in Theo (seeing as he'd not made of food) but Puggle is fascinated, I think she'd quite like to marry him if he'd just learn to have a proper conversation and not just rumble strut and show her his boy bits all the time :)
I'm a bit worried that if he gets too annoying pressing his boy bits against the dividing cage wall then one of the girls might administer a judicious bite and pre-empt the plum fairy surgery... but they are being surprisingly tolerant of all this macho posturing so far!
Theo is moving into the pet room with the girls tonight but at a safe distance :)
 
He’s lovely 😊 are you going to bond them after he’s had a quick visit to the plum fairy?xx
 
Yes we have what seems like a very long 8 week wait, 2 weeks until Theo's big enough for his op then 6 weeks after to make sure there's no chance of a pregnancy, then hopefully he will meet the ladies a few times without any bars in the way before they all move into their new big 2 tier cage together :)
Theo is fed up of waiting already, here he is rumble strutting his stuff in the playpen trying to impress princess Puggle (the ginger piggy) through 2 layers of metal bars which are a very effective contraceptive measure!
 

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