PigglePuggle
Senior Guinea Pig
Well since Theo first met the girls his confidence has increased a lot... to the extent he's totally a teenage boy! In my head (and probably his head) he's wearing an imaginary backwards baseball cap and designer sports shoes and talking like a fake gangster...
So we got back from the supermarket and all we hear is...
"Wheek wheek wheek!" from the hutch which I think translates as "Yo hoomans! I hear shopping bags there! Where's the snacks?"
Then we put him in the playpen and he's like "wheek wheek wheek rumble sniff wheek!?!" Which translates as "Yo hoomans! I can see there is my favourite hidey tube here and some coriander and fancy hay but like where are the laaaadies?!" Bum wiggle rumble wheek purr purr popcorn wheek "like those hot bootylicious ladies with the huge beeeehinds... you know what I'm saying!?!"
So we got back from the supermarket and all we hear is...
"Wheek wheek wheek!" from the hutch which I think translates as "Yo hoomans! I hear shopping bags there! Where's the snacks?"
Then we put him in the playpen and he's like "wheek wheek wheek rumble sniff wheek!?!" Which translates as "Yo hoomans! I can see there is my favourite hidey tube here and some coriander and fancy hay but like where are the laaaadies?!" Bum wiggle rumble wheek purr purr popcorn wheek "like those hot bootylicious ladies with the huge beeeehinds... you know what I'm saying!?!"
