Thanks For The Heart Attack

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So I'm lying in bed last night, all is peaceful and serene. And suddenly, a piggy stirs. It's playtime! Well, I think, Comet's probably just gearing himself up for some zoomies, no big deal.

Ahahaha, but then I hear the telltale sound of scuffles, followed quickly by many long, deep rumbles. Still, I think, nothing untoward.

And then I hear this noise, this terrible noise, that can only be described as a half strangled cat trying to hiccup. This cannot be a good noise. And it happens again and now I'm frantically searching for my glasses and when I finally have them on I scoot over the bed to find...

It's Blitzen. Blitzen is still making this noise but I can also see what he's doing at the same time and...he's popcorning. Yes, popcorning. Incidentally, so is Comet, and Comet doesn't popcorn. They both figured annoying the heck out of each other was a great game!

As was trying to scare me to death.
 
:lol: Naughty boy!

I did not have a heart attack but I had just seen the newest episode of Twin Peaks then re watched Lynch's Rabbits videos and then I went to bed, and somehow Archie started making these creepy scraping sounds that also sounded like it was being played backwards and it took me ages lying there with my eyes shut to realise it was him and not something awful creeping towards me.
 
In answer to try title Blitzen says "you're welcome. "

Bad bad piggy but it must have been hillarious once you knew it was nothing bad.
 
Wigwig said:
:lol: Naughty boy!

I did not have a heart attack but I had just seen the newest episode of Twin Peaks then re watched Lynch's Rabbits videos and then I went to bed, and somehow Archie started making these creepy scraping sounds that also sounded like it was being played backwards and it took me ages lying there with my eyes shut to realise it was him and not something awful creeping towards me.
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Twin peaks is STILL going? I think the last I saw of that was the season David Duchovny was in it as a cross dressing cop.
 
Squeakz said:
In answer to try title Blitzen says "you're welcome. "

Bad bad piggy but it must have been hillarious once you knew it was nothing bad.
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It really was, I think he needs to learn to make more appropriate noises lol. I'd love to know where he learnt that one :))
 
I'd seriously invest in some ear plugs mate! :))
 
Squeakz said:
Twin peaks is STILL going? I think the last I saw of that was the season David Duchovny was in it as a cross dressing cop.
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theres a new season, season 3.
 
Naughty Blitzen but I couldn't help but giggle alittle at your story lol, great entertainment those two, for us anyway ;)
 
I wish I could thank whoever paired them off originally, they've been absolutely amazing together. Pair of downright eejits :))
 
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