AudioHeart
Senior Guinea Pig
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The Adventures of Percy-Roo, Harvey and Artie too continue!
In the Kingdom of the Shed, far far in the depths of the garden lived two little Pigs, to many passersby they looked just like pigs and many know the pigs to be gentle, kind folk. But unbeknown to the garden folk they were certainly far from just pigs, when at the stroke of nibblish (a time only known to pigs) they transformed into great Hungry Beasts, savaging any unsuspecting vegitibble that stood in their way.
As the months past, the two little pigs were kept at bay from the stroke of nibblish as their good neighbour (aka mum) kept them from becoming Hungry Beasts by bringing basketfuls of delicious and home grown vegitibbles.
Until one day, when the Neighbour (aka mum) was swept away by a handsome (also known as a meanie or dad by the pigs) Prince who took her for a day out, beside themselves they caused untold havoc on the Kingdom of the Shed.....
“This bowl is too bare
This bowl has dust
This bowl is pellet-and-veggie-less
AND this bowl is just plain EMPTY.
Artie! Artie! Oh dear, whats happened? I’m starving and theres no food. Artie?â€
“Oh there you are what you doing under the hutch...shaking....and sobbing?â€
“Have you seen the bowls? The bowls....they’re....they’re..... just empty * sob *â€
“Well don’t despair, we are adventure pigs after all. I think this is called for an Emergency Adventure to the Great Valley of the Kitchen.â€
“To the Great Valley? I’ve never been, it sounds so magical. I’ve heard there is food inside the walls, and they’re known as cupboards, and there is this wonderful place called the Fridge and inside it’s winter but Vegitibbles grow all the time.â€
“Well then we shall go, c’mon Artie!â€
“hurrah!â€
Meanwhile on the other side of the Garden, a Pig known as Percy-Roo was attempting to find the fair maidens who he had heard lived nearby.
“Hmmm, my Piggie Senses are telling me they’re here somewhere....but certainly not in this bag..hmmm....oh where would beautiful girlie pigs live?â€
“Patch, my good friend you must of heard something? I hear they live high up in a tower, have you seen any towers lately? Maybe? Fine then don’t tell me!â€
Keep reading!.....
The Tale of the Empty Bowl and the two Hungry Bears.
In the Kingdom of the Shed, far far in the depths of the garden lived two little Pigs, to many passersby they looked just like pigs and many know the pigs to be gentle, kind folk. But unbeknown to the garden folk they were certainly far from just pigs, when at the stroke of nibblish (a time only known to pigs) they transformed into great Hungry Beasts, savaging any unsuspecting vegitibble that stood in their way.
As the months past, the two little pigs were kept at bay from the stroke of nibblish as their good neighbour (aka mum) kept them from becoming Hungry Beasts by bringing basketfuls of delicious and home grown vegitibbles.
Until one day, when the Neighbour (aka mum) was swept away by a handsome (also known as a meanie or dad by the pigs) Prince who took her for a day out, beside themselves they caused untold havoc on the Kingdom of the Shed.....
“This bowl is too bare
This bowl has dust
This bowl is pellet-and-veggie-less
AND this bowl is just plain EMPTY.
Artie! Artie! Oh dear, whats happened? I’m starving and theres no food. Artie?â€
“Oh there you are what you doing under the hutch...shaking....and sobbing?â€
“Have you seen the bowls? The bowls....they’re....they’re..... just empty * sob *â€
“Well don’t despair, we are adventure pigs after all. I think this is called for an Emergency Adventure to the Great Valley of the Kitchen.â€
“To the Great Valley? I’ve never been, it sounds so magical. I’ve heard there is food inside the walls, and they’re known as cupboards, and there is this wonderful place called the Fridge and inside it’s winter but Vegitibbles grow all the time.â€
“Well then we shall go, c’mon Artie!â€
“hurrah!â€
Meanwhile on the other side of the Garden, a Pig known as Percy-Roo was attempting to find the fair maidens who he had heard lived nearby.
“Hmmm, my Piggie Senses are telling me they’re here somewhere....but certainly not in this bag..hmmm....oh where would beautiful girlie pigs live?â€
“Patch, my good friend you must of heard something? I hear they live high up in a tower, have you seen any towers lately? Maybe? Fine then don’t tell me!â€
Keep reading!.....
Really enjoyed this one!
|) Lovely way to end my day. x
