The Adventures Of Princess Swizzle

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These are the chronicles of a sow named Princess Swizzle. She sincerely believes she is a princess, and expects to be treated as such.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING DIARY MAY CONTAIN HIGH LEVELS OF EXTREMELY POTENT CUTENESS!

Dear Fans(of course I have fans, right? RIGHT!?),
I am Princess Swizzle. I am almost a year old, and I have been given a new slave. The first day, I was scared of her but she was nice enough. After a day I had settled in. I took a while to break in my servant, she seemed to always want to give me kale and carrots instead of lettuce and cucumbers, silly human. She also did not understand the fact that lap time must be on my time, and it took her a while to figure out that I must be able to watch cartoons and eat lettuce during lap time. But now she is :own:.

Recent Accomplishments:
Wheeked to "Jingle Bells"
Ate lettuce in my slave's lap for 30 minutes
Was introduced to 4 other humans and never nipped
Managed to poop in the exact place my slave just cleaned 3 seconds ago
Figured out what the fridge door opening means
Wheeked incessantly every time a bag rustled
Kept My owner up all night last night

Of course, no post could ever be complete without pictures for you to :drool::love: at.

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XOXO,
Princess Swizzle
 
Oh well done Princess Swizzle for breaking in your new slave so quickly. You are very pretty with gorgeous colouring & hair.
 
Oh my! That was hilarious! I just looked over and saw Swizzle popcorning and running around the cage and it was so cute but then she saw me and she abruptly stopped, stretched and yawned and went back to bed. "Nothing to see here. *yawn* Good night hooman."
 
Hello Princess Swizzle! It sounds like you have had a good life. Your name also sounds like a name a princess would have!
 
Today's accomplishments:
I peed on mommy and the new couch
I dumped my feed
I gave the cat a whisker-cut because he tried to bat me with his paw (don't worry the cats declawed)
I wheeked for 20 minutes straight after my hooman have me kale and carrots instead of lettuce and cucumber (mommy says we r out but I say just go get more)
Managed to get my unicorn horn (that's what mommy calls the Adorable spiky twist of hair on my forehead) styled just right
P.S. Pics will come later
 
image.webp image.webp image.webp image.webp image.webp image.webp Photo shoot!

"Hi mom!"
"Ooo camera!"
"Wait got an itch!"
"I'm cute and I know it!"
"Mom the hay is EMPTY! DO something about it!"
"Thanks mommy!"
 
Swizzle's_Mom26 said:
Photo shoot!

"Hi mom!"
"Ooo camera!"
"Wait got an itch!"
"I'm cute and I know it!"
"Mom the hay is EMPTY! DO something about it!"
"Thanks mommy!"
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She really does have gorgeous hair & colouring! Just to give you a heads up about those wire hay balls I see in your photos. They can be dangerous. A piggy got its head caught in one. I used to have them but after reading about that poor piggy, binned mine.
 
She is truly gorgeous and has you well under her control! Does she have a cage mate or are you thinking of getting her one? She looks a real diva :luv:
 
@Lilly : Most of the time I don't use that ball I just put hay in it while taking pic so she won't drag hay everywhere. But I don't want My Princess getting hurt so I'll take it out. Thanks for the warning!

@VickiA : I tried 25 different piggies on Swizzle and every one she not and lunged ferociously at! I even got my friend to let me borrow her guinea pig and I put their cages together and she was nervous and nippy all the time. She hated it! She is so much happier now that I'm not introducing her to other piggies.
 
Swizzle's_Mom26 said:
@Lilly : Most of the time I don't use that ball I just put hay in it while taking pic so she won't drag hay everywhere. But I don't want My Princess getting hurt so I'll take it out. Thanks for the warning!

@VickiA : I tried 25 different piggies on Swizzle and every one she not and lunged ferociously at! I even got my friend to let me borrow her guinea pig and I put their cages together and she was nervous and nippy all the time. She hated it! She is so much happier now that I'm not introducing her to other piggies.
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I think you're fine if you're just using the ball for photos shoots as you're there to make sure she doesn't get herself stuck in it..
 
UPDATE
Sorry I haven't been on in forever, I've been sick. Swizzle will let me hold her for as long as I like now, just as long as I bribe her with snacks. When the snacks stop, however , cuddle time ends.
She has figured out what the refrigerator is now and so when I take her upstairs and watch a movie with her she wheeks like crazy every time the door opens. Every time I enter my bedroom she wheeks and squeaks and won't stop unless I feed her. She wheeks and won't let me sleep as well unless she gets a bedtime snack and a bedtime story. I won a book from Guinea Lynx after I entered a contest and so I read to her every night before I go to bed. It seems childish, I know , but Swizzle likes it and I will do anything to please the Princess because otherwise my life will be miserable.
I'm sorry I don't have pictures to add this time around, I have been very very busy and will remain extremely busy until after the holidays are over.This is just a crazy time of year for me. I'll try to take some pictures or a video of Swizzle in the next few days, but again, I am very busy. :(
 
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