SeijiBrinandtheTwins
Teenage Guinea Pig
After lacking sufficient “boarliness” for the Boars Galore
thread, Squiggle thought he would check out other potential clubs to join.
The stripey nose club was out of the question, he didn’t have enough ginger for the ginger piggies club, he doesn’t have ruby eyes for the ruby eye club and he considered the non-stripey nose club to be a bit demeaning.
By this time he was feeling very disheartened… until he had an amazing idea!
Thus The Crested Club came to be, and Squiggle finally has a club to be part of.
Calling all decent, plainly coloured nosed, too proud to label themselves as ‘not’ stripey-nosed, not ginger (or only a little ginger), black eyed, and crested guinea pigs! Now is your chance to become part of a club with other fellow crested piggies!


The stripey nose club was out of the question, he didn’t have enough ginger for the ginger piggies club, he doesn’t have ruby eyes for the ruby eye club and he considered the non-stripey nose club to be a bit demeaning.
By this time he was feeling very disheartened… until he had an amazing idea!
Thus The Crested Club came to be, and Squiggle finally has a club to be part of.
Calling all decent, plainly coloured nosed, too proud to label themselves as ‘not’ stripey-nosed, not ginger (or only a little ginger), black eyed, and crested guinea pigs! Now is your chance to become part of a club with other fellow crested piggies!
